Ezreal Build Guide by hailnickyleung
Not Updated For Current Season
Not Updated For Current Season
The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.
All Hail Moneil
My name is moneilmolester one of moneils last disciples. I was Bronze 5 for years, then I met fellow Bronzie Moneil who taught me the way of the Moneil Snipe. Now after years of practice I am Moneil's best student and his ways have. Following Moneils ways I have reached no.1 in the world challenger leader boards
If you follow Moneil's Ways you Can be No.1 Too
The Ancient Way Of The Moneil Snipe
The legend of the Moneil snipe. It is a lone forgotten tradition lost in the 15 FPS videos of Moneil's old laptop. The legend goes, Moneil the bronze warrior, picked Ezreal loaded into League of Legends, hit level six, then he sniped across the map and missed. If you are reading this guide this is the final bastion for the Moneil snipe. This is where the last place where you can learn the Moneil snipe.
The Fabled Moneil Snipes
There are a few thing you need to follow in order to follow the ancient way of the Moneil
- You must play ezreal
- You must snipe
- You must ignore cs, money doesn't matter only levels do. Try to kill enemies inorder to get your level 6 faster
- You have to miss your snipe
- If you get first blooded on you have to dc
- If your teammates yell at you for dying respond with "im just trolling" or "They are tryhards"
Things that will aid you in following the Moneil Snipe
- Be short
- Be a dirty mexican
- Be Silver 4 in CS:GO
- Be Bronze
- Play Yasuo
Moneil's Godly Weapons of Choice
These six items that I have told you to build, do not doubt them because these, know as the satanic six, are the core items that will snipe the fastest, hardest, and moneilest.
6 Items and Ready to Snipe
Ionian Boots aka your Air Yeezies
These Boots give you cooldown and make you look as swag as Kanye as the same time
The Moneil Theory Decrees the More Damage you have lets you Snipe better therefore its better
dis be yo swag sceptre
More gold more swag
Rylais CRYSTAL Sceptre
Cause every Moneil needs some CRYSTAL in it
Moneil on Crystal
This is moneils pimpin staff use it well
Moneil at his prime
The Way of the Lane
Ignore everything that will slow your progression to your snipe, this includes CS. Your laning ends when you hit level 6, this is when you afk spawn or lane in order to focus only on sniping. Afking in spawn is harder since it's easier to snipe with a level 3 ulti but if you are skilled enough in moneilism you only need a level 6 ulti. If your teammates ask you why your afking tell them thay you are simply masturbating.
A fap of ******ic Proportions
Becoming one with the Moneil
When you snipe you must become one with the Moneil. Feel yourself melt and feel his touch caress your mind and soul and shout in ******ic fashion when you finish your ulti.
Follow the ways of Moneil and you will reach Challenger in no time, but follow the ways of Moneil for a lifetime and you will reach godliness beyond imagination.
You can be among the ranks of lord Gaben and Moneil himself