This guide will give you the amazing speedy experience we all want to dunk scrubs and invoke terrifying amounts of rage over at bot, mid, top and jungle (so basically everywhere). The enemy team will fear to go anywhere for blitzcrank could be everywhere in a second.

No matter how addictive that may sound, it doesn't however, aid the team as much. There comes a point where a certain amount of speed is enough to catch any enemy champion off-guard and eventually of Summoner's Rift. To me, A righteous glory and a Talisman is definitely sufficient to dunk all scrubs, having the most hysterical experience of e.g. grabbing the mid laner at level 3 AND providing love and comfort towards the rest of your team mates throughout the entirety of the game/slaughter.

This is where i'm sure most people would say blitzcrank has the MOST impact. It is very recommended to invade if, say for example, you have a lee sin with you as his sticking power is tremendous. Doing so will most definitely give you first blood or blow a few flashes (hopefully no just your side :P). Stealing the enemy blue or red is also highly recommended to not only give you an experience lead but also put the jungler behind. HOW AWESOME!

Few flashes by the enemy team and you steamroll bot lane with your amazing pulls. Now you have more money than Bill gates and wish to spend it. (refer to buying guide) Now is the time to mess up other lanes. And what better than to mess around with your other enemy laners! Pull, smack, ult and you've just put them all behind. :)

This is unfortunately where it gets a bit shady. spoooooky. If instead you got steamrolled by the enemy blitzcrank in normals or you just aren't very good at landing those god hooks, It's probably a better option to go tanky. The items above should be the best to make sure you won't get smashed in the face and instead become a huge *** wall that somehow has fists that knockup the enemy champions.

First guide please be nice (lol)
Comments are greatly appreciated so don't hesitate to tap tap tap and tell me how you do! NEED FOR SPEED IS A GO!

7/04/2014
Built this monstrosity of a guide.