Discorderly Conduct: How Toshabi Went For It

[quote=koksei][quote=jhoijhoi] Why play Jax jungle before S3 changes? D: Such a farm dependant champ in the current jungle is always going to fall flat. But gj on the game! Get to plat, no loses in your placement matches! [/quote] well it's high risk, high reward and his ganks with redbuff aren't that bad:P if you manage to grab a good early game it'll be very rewarding. AAAAND gj tosh :3[/quote]

[quote=Crows foot]Toshabi starting to troll people to play better? Dafuq man, my view of this world and your place in it is fubar. Good job on your start though xD[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][h1][color=#ff0000]Game 4[/color][/h1] [b][u]My Game Analysis:[/u][/b] There are times in life when you have to determine what's more important and what isn't. During the queue of this ranked game, I was faced with a moment to determine what was more important; being responsible and taking a log of the pregame chatter and picks/bans to have a complete report ready for my ranked queue journey, or to stare off into space, clouding my mind with images of dancing ponies. Not just any pony though, the kinds that make 90% of all the earth's population vomit at the mere thought of it due to its very colored nature and annoying features that a small % of this world finds..... well... sexually attractive....... [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cakkDjbBKmg]The choice was obvious.[/url] Anyways this game. Just imagine what it'd be like if hulk Hogan were capable of coming out of your computer screen at any given moment, grab you by the throat and throw you so hard, you end up going back in time, getting your upper torso bitten off by a T-Rex. That's pretty much what happened to the enemy team. Everyone on my team was well coordinated and I lead the charge top lane with my jungler to pull off some PRETTY SWEET jungler jungle ganks. I believe you MOBAfailians refer to this as COUNTER JUGGLING. I'm not exactly what this has to do with juggling, but hey, you MOBAfailians make up the strangest things some time. Bearded man was no match for Metroman. And with my almighty skill point leveling (skipping W completely till i was forced to level it), I completely demolished him by shooting Super Metroid Samus charged shots through a speed gate. Olaf never got close to me once and head behind his tower in fear. With 4 wards bought after scoring first blood on the jungler and him (which resulted in my death, OH NO! /)._.(\ ), the jungler was never able to pull off a proper gank without getting his beard burnt off by hot.... uh... energy? The aged viking was no match... for technology! >:[ Down in bottom lane,.... well it's Twilight Sparkle. Honest to god, I was watching them for a while to see what was going on down there. [[Taric]] would stun, [[Tristana]] would ROCKET JUMP IN, and she'd proceed to be turned into a squirrel. Bad news for [[tristana]], seeing how the average Texan's diet consists of 80% wildlife critters. No wonder Texans are so cranky, it's all that rabies they have in their average meal! With all that said and done, the outcome was obvious.... [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/23sgbj8.png[/IMG] I really do wonder what Hulk Hogan is doing with his life nowadays. I should call him sometime.[/quote]

[quote=Friendly Pony]this guy is awesome. +rep. by far the most interesting shit to read on these forums, bar none. gonna be following this, keep it up.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][color=#ff0000][h1][b]Game 5[/b][/h1][/color] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/10mssd5.png[/IMG] [u][b]PREGAME CHATTER:[/b][/u] StevenY84 joined the room. Reminiscense joined the room. McQMacAttack joined the room. [b]Reminiscense[/b]: would like to jungle lee [b]Reminiscense[/b]: but up to you guys can fill too [b]McQMacAttack[/b]: going mid [b]Twílight Sparkle:[/b] i'm support, discord doesn't really play adc. can you ad steven? [b]Twílight Sparkle:[/b] I could also ad if you wanted to support [b]Twílight Sparkle:[/b] no probs [b]StevenY84:[/b] LET ME JUNGLE [b]StevenY84:[/b] U LOCKED? [b]Twílight Sparkle:[/b] he called it [b]Twílight Sparkle:[/b] =[ [b]Díscord[/b]: =[ =[ =[ =[ =[ = [ [b]StevenY84[/b]: ok [b]StevenY84[/b]: what left? [b]Díscord[/b]: uh [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: can you play ad?? [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: cho is mid [b]Díscord[/b]: wait cho is mid [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: or so he called [b]Díscord[/b]: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: yeah [b]Díscord[/b]: oh okay [b]Díscord[/b]: I WANT TO WEEEEN [b]Reminiscense[/b]: i could mid or top too [b]Reminiscense[/b]: if you want [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: i want to looooooooose [b]Díscord[/b]: let's see who we got top [b]StevenY84[/b]: ok [b]StevenY84[/b]: ill just farm [b]Díscord[/b]: well i mean cho is pretty stubborn [b]Reminiscense[/b]: just go jungle i'll go top or mid then [b]Díscord[/b]: he hasn't talked since he got in [b]Díscord[/b]: probably too busy jerking off to some sort of erotic material >:[ [b]Díscord[/b]: I remember the days I use to do that [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: -p [b]Twílight Sparkle[/b]: =[ [b]Díscord[/b]: Uuuuh [b]Díscord[/b]: top is ???? [b]Díscord[/b]: so [b]Díscord[/b]: hmmm [b]Reminiscense[/b]: go jungle i can top or mid [b]Díscord[/b]: who to roll as [b]Díscord[/b]: aight can you top lee? [b]Díscord[/b]: i will just jungle Reminiscense: sure Díscord: \(^_^)/ StevenY84: why dont u let me jungle Twílight Sparkle: ^_^ StevenY84: lol Twílight Sparkle: taric trist will be scary Twílight Sparkle: rer Twílight Sparkle: err Twílight Sparkle: nunu trist Twílight Sparkle: that is Díscord: i hope their last person is afk ^_^ Díscord: that'd - that's lame! Twílight Sparkle: =[ Díscord: that's downright darius! Díscord: I hope we dont lose :< :< :< :< : < [b][u]My Game Analysis[/u][/b]: Half way through the pregame chatter, I got really lazy. I have to go through and individually make the names of the people who spoke in the chat bold/underline so that it's easier for my readers to read. I apparently care about you that much,... well, at least I did anyways. Looking back at it all, the only people interested in reading these kinds of things are big, fat, sweaty nerds. Those are the kinds of people who obsess over me. Does this explain for the drop in quality that I provide in these ranked journey posts? Probably. Then again, you all can really be beautiful people IRL who just have an interest in the craft of MOBA style games and are intrigued on the progress of those who you believe are lesser than you. What does that make me now, what with not making my pregame chatter easier to read and all, you ask? Why, it's just me sticking it to the man now! So, this match. Things got a tiny bit frustrating in queue. Why you ask? Well, EVERYONE had the urge to dodge queue EVERY TIME THE COUNTDOWN STARTED FOR THE GAME! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOFIJASOIRFJOWJROAWIJROAWJROIAJWOI! After the 5th dodge, we finally got a game rolling. Like a rolling stone! .... and well, things were really stupid for me! I spent all my time in the jungle for the most part because all of our lanes were.... well.. doing surprisingly well! MY SERVICES WERE NOT NEEDED! >:[ For the first time in my life (well, this current season), I had to TRY to be a part of the solution for some kills. And to be honest, me and [[cho'gath]] got some TOTALLY SWEET kills mid! [[lux]] was all like, [[lux]]: Watch! Imma snare this cho and totally get away with it! HAH! *PSHEWWWWWWWWWWWWW* [[Cho'Gath]]: Oh no! I'm snared! EAT RUPTURE IDIOT! >:[ [[Lux]]: Hah! I'm going to just walk this way and- FEEESHEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW BANDAGE TOSS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! [[Lux]]: ! and then KABLEWEEEEEEEEEY! SHE GOT SENT INTO SPACE! When she finally fell down, she landed perfectly into cho's mouth and became void feces! 150G for me baby! Despite getting that super cool kill mid, I still felt like I wasn't really doing anything all game. In fact, for a moment, their team got a second wind and started playing really strong. Our top lane almost died to their [[darius]] when Lee BARELY made it out with 5 hp after an engagement top. [[Darius]] died 3 times to [[lee sin]] atm and only killed Lee once. Finally, opportunity happened in all chat. [[Darius]]: Ugh, this is really stupid. I should be winning this lane. hehehehe, time for me to shine! [[Amumu]]: I'm surprised you're not getting on Noct's case. He was watching that whole engagement and had his ult up, seeing how he's 6 and has yet to pop his ult once. If I were you, I'd get on his case for missing out on a lot of easy kill opportunities top. It's not so much that you're doing bad Darius, because your farm and the fact you almost killed a Lee that got ahead shows it, it's the fact that you're jungler isn't giving your lane enough love. Essentially,... [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/xcrb6w.png[/IMG] All chat got silent after that. Almost immediately, [[nocturne]] seemed to have vanished completely from the lanes. There was even one instance where he popped his ult and jumped into me, [[cho'gath]] and [[Miss Fortune]] (all at full health, mind you) and blew up upon making contact with cho. It was apparent, my plan worked. And sure enough,... [[Nocturne]]: GG. Fuck my entire team. Thanks a lot amumu, you homo. [[Darius]]: Yeah, says the noct who can't do his job. [[nunu]]: Report this troll noct. [[Lux]]: bad junglers lose games [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/erk490.png[/IMG] You think I'm lying? [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/puf06.png[/IMG] It was essentially me throwing a red blanket over their jungler in front of his 4 angry bull-like teammates. To conclude, I fucking love this game![/quote]

[quote=Minho]Lol :o Nice 5-0 ^_^[/quote]

[quote=koksei]dat poor nocturne[/quote]

[quote=Wayne3100]You told someone with 41 cs after 18 minutes that his farm showed that he wasn't playing bad and he believed it?? .... Impressive.[/quote]

[quote=koksei][quote=Wayne3100] You told someone with 41 cs after 18 minutes that his farm showed that he wasn't playing bad and he believed it?? .... Impressive. [/quote] he is doing the mindgames, turning allies against each other n shit[/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]Congrats on 5 win streak, keep it up :)[/quote]