Discorderly Conduct: How Toshabi Went For It

[quote=Bryun]PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Keep it up![/quote]

[quote=AyushGarg]Best. Ranked Thread. Ever. Good luck man. You deserve to win every fking game with this kind of reviews for your games. Where do you think of all these things man? Good luck![/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][h1][b][color=#ff0000]Game 6[/color][/b][/h1] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/vwsozr.png[/IMG] [b][u]PREGAME CHATTER[/u][/b] Díscord joined the room. Twílight Sparkle joined the room. SZeRoS joined the room. ICEDmaxima joined the room. Lotus Drifter joined the room. ICEDmaxima: top/mid/jungle Díscord: STOP DODGING QUEUE STOP DODGING QUEU QOIJWROIASJDFOIAJSFOAISJF SZeRoS: lol ICEDmaxima: dayme bro Lotus Drifter: dodge = waste of time :( SZeRoS: u and twi duo? Twílight Sparkle: nah Twílight Sparkle: JUST KIDDING Twílight Sparkle: OF COURSE WE ARE ICEDmaxima: wait who is our duo ? Twílight Sparkle: me and discord ICEDmaxima: ok ICEDmaxima: u guys bot ? Lotus Drifter: duo power Twílight Sparkle: szeros and i are botlane Twílight Sparkle: discord does not play botlane Twílight Sparkle: he is too cool Lotus Drifter: wow Twílight Sparkle: i main botlane, however Lotus Drifter: what a boss ICEDmaxima: Ok, ill play mid. Lotus Drifter: may i tops? SZeRoS: who u gonna support with Twílight Sparkle: im hoping for lulu Twílight Sparkle: but Twílight Sparkle: can play whoever Twílight Sparkle: if you wanna lulu ez that would be great Twílight Sparkle: yeah SZeRoS: it's ok SZeRoS: lulu is cool to me ICEDmaxima: zyra support is sooooo amazing Twílight Sparkle: i actually am not a fan of zyra support SZeRoS: just play aggressive if we are winning the lane Twílight Sparkle: but maybe someday i'll get into it Twílight Sparkle: i'm always aggressive Twílight Sparkle: always SZeRoS: good Díscord: ooo Díscord: can i go mid? SZeRoS: me too Díscord: vs syndra? Díscord: or is someone doing that? Twílight Sparkle: you can Twílight Sparkle: you're picking before them Twílight Sparkle: so you have that right! SZeRoS: i think iced wanted mid SZeRoS: up 2 u Díscord: iced what do you want? Lotus Drifter: go ahead bro ICEDmaxima: i wanted mid Díscord: imma take top SZeRoS: lotus wanted top ICEDmaxima: but fine Lotus Drifter: you're above me ICEDmaxima: ill top Díscord: oaisfjaoisfjoaisfj Lotus Drifter: much respected Twílight Sparkle: pick mid Díscord: i woulda just traded :| SZeRoS: u good with that? ICEDmaxima: Lotus Díscord: yeah i use vik a lot ICEDmaxima: u prefer top or jungle sir Lotus Drifter: i prefer top ICEDmaxima: Ok ICEDmaxima: ill jungle Lotus Drifter: my jungle is quite weak ICEDmaxima: i main jungle Lotus Drifter: thanks Lotus Drifter: awesome ICEDmaxima: I have like 40 jungle games as nocturne ICEDmaxima: LOOOL SZeRoS: lol SZeRoS: love noct SZeRoS: top and jungle build tanky Lotus Drifter: 40 games this season already? Twílight Sparkle: im happy with our comp Twílight Sparkle: noct can fly in and i can ult him Twílight Sparkle: same w/ j4 ICEDmaxima: i played 60 games this season so far Lotus Drifter: wow nice Twílight Sparkle: jesus SZeRoS: save ur ult for me Twílight Sparkle: lol SZeRoS: rengar probaly would come to me Lotus Drifter: me? ICEDmaxima: actually i played 50 games ICEDmaxima: LOL Díscord: HMNNNNNGNGNGGN Lotus Drifter: whoaaa ICEDmaxima: and like 32 with nocturne Díscord: i hope we dont get a 5th dodge Díscord: LETS DO THIS SZeRoS: let's do this Twílight Sparkle: -jax Lotus Drifter: BAYLIFE [b][u]My Game Analysis[/u][/b]: Something was a little.... off, today. I sat down on my throne, poured myself another glass and glanced through the forums I tormented. I took a sip and noticed.... the liquid went down in my glass. I browsed through forum topics on multiple forums and found that people were agreeing with me and weren't getting upset. The worst of it all came in when the person known as Princess Celestia added me and messaged me on skype. Usually, I get a kick out of these because of the sheer stupidity of that woman, but.... you know. [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: Hey ^_^ [u][b]Discord[/b][/u]: And you are...? [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: I think the name should make it obvious :3 [u][b]Discord[/b][/u]: Okay. First off, fuck you. Second, fuck you. >:[ [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: You know, I'm the reason why you're free again right? [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: Must be nice to know that it's not 4:20 24/7 anymore. [u][b]Discord[/b][/u]: Aight, I'm just going to block the creepy ass bitch and get back to my games. [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: You know you and Twilight are going to run out of steam. ^_^ [u][b]Discord[/b][/u]: wha? I take it you're reading my thread and want to play super kawaii fun RP with me. [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: Just keep in mind that every time you lose I'll demand a letter from you. [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: And believe me, you will lose. Very... very soon. [u][b]Discord[/b][/u]: .... [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: Failure to do so will result in non-compliance and I'll imprison you back in stone.... again. [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: So have a nice game Discord. I'm expecting a report very soon ^_^. [i]Princess Celstia has gone offline[/i] ..... How the FUCK do you guys know my Skype handle!? >:[ ..... ...... You know... [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drkh0YLF8rI[/youtube] All that aside, me and Twilight immediately jumped into queue despite the day being a little.... off. And holy balls, we had FIFTY FUCKING QUEUE DODGES TODAY! Like FUCK! OJAOSJFOIASJFOIJASFOJAFSIO UNBELIEVABLE! We finally got a game rolling but like.... during queue, the strangest thing happened. When it was my turn to pick.... I got.... that feelings. That odd odd feeling. I didn't know who to play...... Eventually, my main go to guy, [[viktor]] was all like [[viktor]]: Yo yo yo yo, D dawg mang. Mah go-to guy, call a brotha up for black up yo! .... I thought [[viktor]] was suppose to be a Russian dude. So I picked [[viktor]] BIG FUCKING MISTAKE! During the match, things went off alright. Yeah! Just peachy. Like I predicted, [[syndra]] didn't land NADA on me. I was dodging her 'skill shot' all fucking day! Not a single worry was in my mind, but because I was having the time of my life dodging her shit, I completely disregarded harassing which I'm pretty awesome at with [[viktor]]. Additionally, my last hitting went downhill because I was too worried with dodging then I was with collecting my cash. She b'd and I seized the moment to push her lane and farm up some gold. then, we hit 6. Syndra comes out of the woodwork with a [[chalice of harmony]]. HAH! The dumb bitch has no- KERPOW-A-BLAM-A-WOOSH-A-WHAM! VIKTOR HAS BEEN BLOWN TO SMITHEROONS! .................... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!? [[Syndra]] COMPLETELY BITCHED ME in lane. Like, I couldn't harass, I couldn't keep up. I'd burst her down hard, but then she'd knock me out immediately with a weird ass combo that took out 900 damage by level 9. Good god, of all the champions.... [[Syndra]] takes me down!? All the other lanes were doing terrible, especially our jungler who was getting his ass whooped by [[maokai]]. All I could think about was that god damn bitch Celestia.... WHAT THE FUCK!? I don't want to write that fucking whore a letter! .... wait, she's just a stupid RP bitch that added me out of the wood work. I don't got to write her SHIT! >:[ But oh shit! [[syndra]] is out of fucking control and is beating everyone down with her balls! FUCK! We're fucking doomed..... then, it happened.... [u][h1][b][[Janna]] has disconnected![/b][/h1][/u] Twilight Sparkle: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpgy21r_dRE]YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES![/url] God bless Twilight Sparkle! Somehow they managed to hack [[janna]]'s computer and BLOW IT UP! HAH! She never came back after that! (Realistically, [[Janna]]'s mom probably screamed "GO TO BED YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW" and pulled the plug on their computer, but lets just pretend that Twilight Sparkle has Matrix Neo computer hacking skills). Despite this change in the battle, we were still getting our asses kicked. Either we prolonged the fighting till we caught up with them, ultimately killing them due to them being down a player or we lose because they use the brawn they got from getting an early lead and kill our nexus. They got to our inhibitor and blew it up..... and then........ We overcame. [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/npj2o5.png[/IMG] You know, whenever I get my ass kicked like this, it's usually a bad sign of things to come. And that Princess Celestia.... wow. Why the hell am I getting a terrible feeling about ranked queue? [u][b]Princess Celestia[/b][/u]: Just to let you know, I ordered a new inbox for you. I'm expecting to arrive before your next big game. I'll be expecting to see it get used shortly after. ........ I'm going to prove this bitch wrong![/quote]

[quote=jhoijhoi]Congrats on 6 in a row, but sounds like you probably should have lost that one. Enemy team must have been raging at the Janna DC. Edit: Also, +1 for giving them all honour, that was generous and kind of you.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][color=#ff0000][b][h1]Game 7[/h1][/b][/color] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/34ovse0.png[/IMG] [b][u]PREGAME CHATTER[/u][/b] GodLikeMonster joined the room. Twílight Sparkle joined the room. Díscord joined the room. Orz sevenhead joined the room. Riot Janook joined the room. Riot Janook: heading mid Díscord: ey janook Díscord: You're my favorite streamer. Twílight Sparkle: you're not really Twílight Sparkle: i just told him that you streamed Twílight Sparkle: he had no idea Twílight Sparkle: but hi Díscord: Can you please tell your stream that I'm your number one fan Riot Janook: lol Díscord: and that im sitting right next to you irl Díscord: Janook, you look fucking hot! <3 <3 <3 Díscord: Can you do me a flavor janook? Díscord: Can you say "Discord is a hunk" in your stream for me? Díscord: if you do that Díscord: i will donate 5 riot points to your account Díscord: im listening to your stream Díscord: and I dont hear you say it Díscord: once in a life time chance to say you love discord and think he's a hunk Twílight Sparkle: wow Díscord: YEAAAAH! Twílight Sparkle: what about me? Twílight Sparkle: He didn't even know who you were Twílight Sparkle: Where's my love? GodLikeMonster: LMAO Díscord: YOU HEARD IT LEAGUE COMMUNITY Díscord: JANOOK ENDORSES DISCORD Díscord: AND THINKS HE'S A STUD Díscord: Only on twitch.tv GodLikeMonster: i wonder GodLikeMonster: how i do on vayneee Díscord: You wonder. Díscord: It's okay, I'm a hunk. GodLikeMonster: LMAO Díscord: I'll simply GodLikeMonster: carry me GodLikeMonster: you hunk Díscord: grab Ezreal Díscord: and kill him with my good looks Díscord: Janook said so [b][u]My Game Analysis[/u][/b]: You know, I know that's going to make at least one person laugh when they read that "you know" part in their head. But like I was saying, there comes a time when you have to face your mortality and realize just how fragile you as a person are. It reminds me of this one time I was trying to open up a can of pringles. I'd just come home after a hard days work when I gripped onto the can of savory salvation. Something was wrong with the lid, however, for it was fused with the can. There was no way for me to pop open this sucker by hand, so I took out a knife and had at the poorly designed can. For some odd reason, my knife bent when I stabbed it into the can, which made it spring upward towards my face. It grazed by cheek and proceeded to make its journey into the roof, hitting my ceiling fan. The fan wobbled from the impact and became loose, falling from its suspension and nearly hitting me in the head, the blades of it smacking me in the face. I took a tumble to the floor and, while dazed, saw that knife hit the fan and bounce off the wall. Not knowing what to do, I watched as the knife ricocheted off the walls like a pinball in a machine, finally making its way back to my face. For some odd reason, time froze and I thought to myself, "....really? I'm going to die like THIS?!'. That.... really fucking sucks. Instead of the blade striking my face, it rotated and I was struck in the face with the handle. Owies! At that moment, I got up and thought "Wow, that.... wow.... I almost fucking died....". I forgot about the ceiling fan and was KO'd instantly when the blade of the fan whacked my head. I don't even like pringles. Anywyas, game 7. You know, I'm glad I keep Twilight Sparkle around. They're like a pokedex when it comes to famous people in league. Right when we entered queue, BAM! Twilight Sparkle: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMOGMGOMGOMOMGOMGOGOMG!!!!!!!! JANOOK! WE'RE PLAYING WITH RIOT JANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" After talking about what a Janook was, I decided to suck up and act totally sweet to make sure janook did his job. He picked [[lux]]. Gross! So I decided to change tactics and make him my fan, which I did ultimately. He called me a hunkcicle. Everyone laughed and it looked like we were to a good start. Even though I got slammed with the role of jungler (which, honest to god, scares me to death), I went into this match feeling I could break someone's back..... with confidence! And so the match starts. [[lux]]: Let's invade. ...... WHAT?! JANOOK YOU'RE CRAZY! >:[ And what's even worse is [[vayne]] got seen! How in the world are we suppose to invade when [[vayne]] got exposed like a hooker at a club?! But sure enough, WE DID IT! Which was really odd..... [[fiora]] ended up charging onto [[taric]] and [[taric]].... well... I dunno actually! He flashed and almost got away, but then, [[lux]]...... MISSED HER SNARE?!? WTF!? HOW DO YOU MISS SOMETHING THAT EASY!?! AMUMU FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! First Blood! >:[ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! >:[ So after that play, I felt fucking great! I went over to my blue and immediately, Janook demanded ganks. So yeah! >:[ We fucked over [[kassadin]] level 1 right after blue. Normally, I'd expect someone to be pissed after I land a bullshit [[bandage toss]] through a wave of creeps (TOTALLY PRO!), however,..... this kass...... He got..... weird. [[Kassadin]]: l0l. Wow. [[Kassadin]]: How did I end up in the summoner's pool again? I think he had issues. Everything went great! Every lane was winning and well, holy crap! This game was going perfectly! We killed kass a few more times and that's when victory was assured. [[riven]]: Fuck our kass, gg. [[kassadin]]: lol. man... sorry guys, I'm a bit high, l0l. [[Ezreal]]: Report our kass please. [[kassadin]]: Man my teammates are mad lolz. Yup! We're going to win. We're beating the shit out of their inhibitors right now and their spirits are crushed! I relaxed back on my reclining chair, poured myself another glass and enjoyed a delicious victory sip as I watched my mummy break their shit up. Then.... My game client minimized...... [h1][b]INCOMING CALL: Princess Celestia[/b][/h1] Princess Celestia: Did you lose yet? .....WOW! SERIOUSLY?! SERIOUSLY!?! And to make matters worse, it took a total of 30 seconds to jump back into game. When I come back in, BAM! WE DIED! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- But we had a lead. We wouldn't lose a game because of that. Besides, we've got a better team comp and we've got more items! [[fiora]]: Just pushing top since team can't seem to focus. .............. >:| [[amumu]]: If we group now, we can finish this though! [[fiora]]: You guys are too incompetent to finish so I won't finish. OOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!? WELL WE DUNT NEED HER ANYWAYS! WE GOT JANOOK! WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS! >:[ [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2ecnp8w.png[/IMG] I refuse to write that whore that goddamn letter.[/quote]

[quote=Crows foot]You have obligations Tosh, fulfill them or you will go on losing![/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]WE WANT MORE TOSH GAMES.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]I HAD A TEMP ASSIGNMENT FOR ME WORK! (+ I got like,.... tons of games to do. IMMA DO ANOTHER EPISODE TOMORROW CAUSE YEAH! ASSIGNMENT DONE!)[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]Woop! Gonna constantly refresh this page until it's up. =D[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]oh look its the 14th and tosh failed to put another episode up[/quote]