Aatrox
Even
Luckily, his ultimate does not revive him unless he gets a kill. Your ultimate should give him good penis.
Riven
Major
Very easy to bully, but that burst her ultimate provides is nothing to scoff at. Be very careful during her all-ins.
Neeko
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Vayne
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Kennen
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Vladimir
Minor
A ranged champion with cancerous escapes and sustain. However, he does not have very high damage and you can fuck him very easily.
Renekton
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Darius
Even
Stop playing blind pick.
Jayce
Major
Extremely cancerous poke, engage, and disengage, but if you Ghost on his ass and all-in you can kill him given he's not fed.
Nasus
Minor
Extremely easy to bully, but once he's stacked and using his ultimate, he is a bitch to fight.
Camille
Minor
Easy counter. Apprehend her out of her Hookshot. Total cakewalk.
Dr. Mundo
Tiny
You can fuck this kid up in every 1v1. Fucking easy.
Cho'Gath
Minor
A very easy champion to bully early game. However, don't underestimate his damage.
Kled
Major
His all-in is bonkers. His high mobility and dismount/remount means big trouble for Darius. Be extremely cautious.
Malphite
Tiny
Easy to fuck up early, but he does do some damage and takes next-to-none once he's armored up.
Gangplank
Even
Ghost in and eat his stupid ass for picking this stupid, cancer champion.
Gnar
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Garen
Even
This is a stalemate. Have fun doing no damage to him later in the game.
Fiora
Even
Early game, fuck her up. Once she's mobile as shit and can out trade you with vital procs, feel free to kill yourself.
Illaoi
Major
Fuck this champion.
Irelia
Minor
Her all-in will shit on you. Otherwise, you can suck her toes as much as you want.
Jax
Minor
Fuck people who play this champ. Apprehend him during Counter Strike so he doesn't hit you. Be sure to have him use his Leap Strike beforehand.
Kayle
Minor
Fucking easy. Save ultimate until after she has used hers.
Maokai
Tiny
No one plays this champ.
Mordekaiser
Even
Bad touch.
Olaf
Even
Easy clap. Don't get hit by his undertows or you die.
Ornn
Major
Why does a tank out-damage and out-sustain the tank shredder that is Darius? Fuck if I know.
Pantheon
Major
Fuck Pantheon players. Fuck this guy.
Poppy
Tiny
Easy fucking clap.
Rumble
Even
This lane is cancer because Rumble is cancer. You have better sustained fights as long as you aren't in his ultimate.
Shen
Tiny
EASY CLAPS !!!!!!!!!!!
Singed
Tiny
Can't out-damage you, can't run away if you Apprehend.
Sion
Tiny
Apprehend him out of his Decimating Smash. Easy as fuck to kill.
Tahm Kench
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Teemo
Major
Your all-in will shit on Teemo, but God help you if he gets ahead.
Trundle
Tiny
Easy clap. Don't underestimate his all-in, however.
Urgot
Major
This champ is fucking ridiculous and you should fear him. You can Apprehend him out of Disdain, though.
Wukong
Minor
You can fuck this guys little monkey pussy.
Yasuo
Minor
Easily shat on. Your Apprehend into Crippling Strike into Decimate will shut his Sweeping-Blade-spamming pussy-ass down.
Yorick
Extreme
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
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