Zilean Humor Guide by CoRpusCoLLoSsuM
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ROFL Yeah Right!
This actually works!! Not in a real game, obviously, but try it in a custom "New Champ Practice" game or something like that.
Basically the point of this build is to have fun, piss people off, and build something completely different.
So, starting with a Doran's Blade, you'll get some extra deepz to your auto-attacks. Your enemies will notice your Doran's Blade and think your totally n00b. They'll attempt to kill you, but your runes and masteries will f*#k them up!
Stay out of their range and just poop on them with your deeeepz.
Your gonna buy a Malady. Time to start really throwing the deepz around. Start machine-gunning peeps while you throw bombs on them, and watch your bombs do true damage. They'll probly buy more magic resist, but you don't care, because you're dominating everyone.
You've got your 1337 Doran's Blade, Ionian Boots of Lucidity, and Malady. Zilean knows what TIME it is. Time for a Zeal. Get one. Start critting fools and laying down your debuffs even faster, while you kite them around everywhere.
Just sit back and continue pooping on their Pissed off Tryndamere or Ashe or whatever, who hates you for building so noob and still winning.
Get yourself some REALLLL damage with a B. F. Sword and Trinity Force. Kite their whole team across the map with your 1337 speedz.
Time to buy Hextech Gunblade and finish your Black Cleaver. Machine-gun down anyone and reduce their resistances to sh1t... and then bomb them to the ground. In the meantime, lay down your ult on your dying teammates and slow down anyone that comes within your range.
Basically, just piss off everyone while you prevent their kills and turn them into squish!
You are the team with your leet deeps. Oh yeah, make sure you Time Warp and Chronoshift people though. You should probably stick with your team, on second thought.
Might as well put an introduction in here, since you might need one. Alright, I guess that's enough introduction.
That pretty much Sums it up! But I better put a few more characters in here, so here are some random items: Leviathan Manamune Mejai's Soulstealer Sword of the Occult Infinity Edge Heart of Gold Philosopher's Stone Kage's Lucky Pick Force of Nature Warmog's Armor Archangel's Staff Rylai's Crystal Scepter Soul Shroud Rod of Ages Frozen Heart Banshee's Veil
Man, how do I only have like 2000 characters when I need 5,000
I can't believe, that to be considered a real guide, it has to be 5,000 characters long.. seems a little extreme. But, because it does, I better type some more. Some more. There, now let me check the number of characters.... damn, not even close.
Alright well that's cool. I can cope.
I'll just throw in some classic Mitch Hedburg for the fans out there...
"I went into a bakery and ordered a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I said, I don't need a receipt for a doughnut.. How about I give you the money, you give me the doughnut.. End of transaction. We do not need to bring Ink and Paper into this...
I can't imagine a situation where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut...
Some skeptical friend,,, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here! Oh wait, it's at home, in the file.. under D, for doughnut. Cuz we all know what D is...'"
"Baked potatoes are good, but they take so long to cook! Sometimes I just throw one in, even if I don't want one... cuz by the time it's done, WHO KNOWS?!"
Alright surely to god that has to be enough characters to count as a guide.. let's check.
NOPE! Wow. Alright... well I'm pretty hungry, so I'm going to make a sandwich and get back to this later.