make sure to max q past its limit for taste their fear to proc
drink some lemon jif and then inject some j20 into your... MOUTH LOL!
then maybe liek pour some vodka or some **** in your eye, doesnt blind you or anything i promise like proper pinky promise you it works
just like, like the guide or something, get it out there and let more people stomp lane!
if you come up against some kool kids, like maybe, maybe just call them **** or ugly or something and then you'll win 100% garentee (lol get it? GARENtee??!?!)
dont forget to slap your **** on q multiple times to win lane
anyway im gonna go have a wank, stick a few fingers up my bum, then smear some **** on my window and see what happens. maybe something cool will come from it
keep your doors locked and bolted or ill throw dumbbells at your nan
please like, i need like 5p for a freddo. i've been eating my own **** for 6 days
p.s. if you die make sure to let them know theyre ****ing 1 vs 30848432.2436 lucker noobs
supercoolguy101 signing off, but not off lol, lol

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evolve your q all three times
if ur g00d at the game it will let you, if not unistall f33der lucker n00b
1v1 baron for extra damage... promise u can do it at lvl 3
make sure to go jgl without smite as it helps creeps spawn faster
flame ur teem if u r feeding
blame bad play on lag 100% of the time; not lying make u luk week
make sure to proper rek juke someone wiv ur ult lol
then type "ur ugly and ****" in chat
if they say report mash laugh in lane
when u kill dance on body even in teemfight to show superiority
lol 4 serio im off now, have fun reking newbs