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Recommended Items
Spells:
Exhaust
Ghost
Items
Ability Order
Blade's End (PASSIVE)
Talon Passive Ability
Introduction
With this choice of runes, masteries, and items everyone around is going to think that you are some kind of noob which is the secrtet part of being secret build. My uncle got arrested for showing this build to his friend, i think his name was "Dyrus". So Dyrus became very high elo after using this ilegal guide and i think we need to arrest Dyrus as well. Do everything as provided to become very popular and scary.
In the beginning of the ranked ban Le Blank, Malphite, and Galio, because they are your hardest counters. Once you banned them let everyone know that you are using very secret build by saying "let me mid, ill open you secrets, i am the hero of America and whenever i hear Sieg Heil, i come". After reading you msg, people will 99.69% will let you go mid. During the game you can actually go any lane you want, preferably Baron lane. Baron lane is going to benefit you due to counter Baron opportunities you are going to have in the late game. Also be careful, brand might going to use a health pot and regen his HP. After 15 mins in the game you can start ganking. Gank the lanes that your team is winning to get free KS or A. Do not gank until minions, dragons, and baron nashors are going to spawn, it is very risky. Use your brain when you play with the items provided to destroy your opponent's brains (like weed does).
Pros:
1) You are going to win the game
2) You are going to win the game after you won the game
3) You are going to win the game after you won the game after you won the game
4) You are going to win after you won the game after you won the game after you won the game
5) And finally you are going to win all the games after, buy wards.
Cons:
1) you might lose a game after you won the game before the winning another game
2) black people might report you
3) IT IS ILLEGAL
1) You are going to win the game
2) You are going to win the game after you won the game
3) You are going to win the game after you won the game after you won the game
4) You are going to win after you won the game after you won the game after you won the game
5) And finally you are going to win all the games after, buy wards.
Cons:
1) you might lose a game after you won the game before the winning another game
2) black people might report you
3) IT IS ILLEGAL
So guys, even if u do not believe me, trust me, this guide was proven by police - the most OP guide the the jail. You can see an example of it in work at www.youtube.com/shahinshokouh. Play it, win rankeds, be a niggеr ;)
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