OTGBionicArm wrote:
Ahoy there matey! Lookin' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalrrrriight.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I guess I'm emulating a zombie? I dunno, 90% of the photos I share are self-portraits, of the other 10%, 90% are me making ******ed faces because I don't feel comfortable around cameras that I don't control.
Thank you Byron for 2014's loudest laugh up till today
I guess it's banana's time to shine
This is me 2 years ago, I used to be the president of the USA
incredibly handsome
This is me 2 years ago, I used to be the president of the USA
incredibly handsomeChange is gooooood
Picture by: Hogopogo
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