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Bleh, why do you need an introduction for troll builds? Well anyway, one day I got bored so I decided to make multiple semi-legit troll builds for some champions :p THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET BORED. YOU TROLL.
Jak has a guide like this too, I'm just copying him looool so enjoy.
In order, they are:
DPS Rammus, AP Shyvana, and Tank Shaco.
DPS Rammus: FUUUU CANT RUN OR FIGHT
This actually works well :p Rammus has decent base attack speed, and because of his passive making him tanky makes him stronger. You can be one of those Anti-carries like Olaf or somechampionineverheardaboutoriforgot.
Max Puncturing Taunt first. This reduces Armor, so you do more damage with auto-attacks.
Max Defensive Ball Curl next. This is your AD steroid, as well as your "mkay Ima just like, walk through your team to beat the sh*t out of Caitlyn and you can't do anything about it. It actually gives about 40 AD from your passive.
Max Powerball last. You only need it to move around and gank, and besides it scales off AP. DPS Rammus has no need for AP.
Ofc take your ult at 6, but you can leave it at if you aren't pushing.
Doran's Shield or Doran's Blade. You start the game with like 80 AD if you use the blade, lol.
Wriggle's Lantern. More Armor, damage, and lifesteal. I seem to be getting this more and more often lately.
Berserker's Greaves/ Ninja Tabi More attackspeed or damage, your pick.
Frozen Mallet. Makes you so f*cking hard to kill it's not funny.
Atma's Impaler. More Armor. More damage. Synergy with Frozen Mallet.
Madred's Bloodrazor. Armor, damage, attack-speed. Ofc you want this.
Zeke's Harbinger. Hehehe, more armor reduction. More attack speed and lifesteal. Lol, you shouldn't be dying now.
Guardian Angel. A second chance.
Any tank item. More survivability.
Quicksilver Sash. Now NOTHING stops you from getting to their carries.
AP Shyvana: Oh, I'll just kite her and...WTF 2 SHOTTED DOWN?
For a more burst-oriented Shyvana. Not too sure about the item-ordering here, but w/e I'm doing this for fun.
Flame Breath > Burnout > Twin Bite, or Twin Bite > Burnout.
Flame Breath enhances the damage of Lich Bane, since Lich Bane deals physical damage. Burnout with Rylai's Crystal Scepter is your AOE slow. Twin Bite procs the on-hit portion of Flame Breath, adding more burst. Dragon's Descent is basically an AoE linear nuke. Hits for about ~500-600 after resistances, i think.
Hextech Gunblade. Lane sustain. Also helps your AD.
Sorcerer's Shoes. Magic Pen. Duh, makes you do more damage.
Nashor's Tooth. Attack speed, Cdr and AP. Makes you hit so fast you can practically melt anyone in a few seconds.
Lich Bane. Twin Bite. Boom.
Rabadon's Deathcap. More burst. 'Nuff said.
Rylai's Crystal Scepter. So they don't run away.
This was actually taken off my legit Shyvana guide :p because of someone who says it sucks, and doesn't know the meaning of having fun. Not pointing fingers though~
Zhonya's Hourglass. A panic button.
Abyssal Scepter. Mr and a nice debuff.
Guinsoo's Rageblade. More damage.
deathfire's grasp. More burst.
Morello's Evil Tome. More spammy spells.
Malady. Shread that Mr.
Tank Shaco: Sunfire and Banshee Stacks NOW
TWO TANKS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE WTF OP
should be everyone's common reaction. I know the clone takes more damage, but just consider it a feeder :p
Also, the Sunfire Cape still does 35 dps, since it's from an item and not actually dealt out from Shaco. And who doesn't want to block like 5 spells?
Wriggle's Lantern. You're jungling right? You know that lane Shaco is a joke unless you're pubstomping right? Actually, it's not bad, it's just jungling is better.
Mercury's Treads. Tenacity :p every tank wants.
Frozen Mallet. Harder to kill.
Wit's End. Something like a tanky dps item.
Madred's Bloodrazor. Same as above, except it's better.
Sunfire Cape. Oh, they stack now~
Banshee's Veil. Want me to count how many spells you can block...alone?
- Hallucinate blocks 1.
- Banshee's Veil on both the clone and you.
- And however many your clone can tank.
- So you can block like 5-6 spells for your team. Tank Shaco useless, I think not.
Randuin's Omen. Can be build off a Heart of Gold so you can have more income.
Guardian Angel. Not sure if your clone...revives? 8D
Hexdrinker. Your clone gets a shield. Not bad, but not good either.
Zeke's Harbinger. Aura-support-tank-tanky dps- Shaco.
Aegis of the Legion. See above. Auras stack twice, so you get good benefits.
Thornmail. 6 Thornmails vs a dps team. Even they won't get out of that.
tehAsian's Troll Builds, Vol. 1
Might make more if I get bored later, or when I accidentally discover some :p