"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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Pretty great bundle. I sadly own most of the games already.
I'd also like to comment on the "Nindie" bundle: **** that ****.
It sure is telling when the top contributor is a Nintendo employee...
Nintendo is not only region-locking the bundle, but they're also platform-locking it.
For a company loved by so many they sure are set on doing everything they can to **** over consumers.
Seriously, **** their money-grubbing attitude. I hate that ****. No amount of love for their classic games can make me ignore this anymore..
I'm not giving a ****ing dime to Nintendo and I will encourage others to do the same until they mend their ways, because this **** is unacceptable.