"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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These are great games:
Machinarium (point&click)
Botanicula (point&click)
Spacechem (puzzle)
Trine (puzzle platformer)
These are pretty good:
Torchlight (hack n' slash)
Alan Wake's American Nightmare (third person survival horror)
Anomaly: Warzone Earth (reverse tower defense)
Other games I've heard are good, but have never played myself:
To the moon (point&click)
Resonance (point&click)
Gemini Rue (point&click)
Blackwell Bundle (point&click)
Defcon (strategy)
Uplink (strategy/puzzler-ish game?)
The rest are not very interesting imo.