"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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This is a really, really good bundle.
It not only includes Electronic Super Joy and its soundtrack, but it also contains King's Bounty: Warriors of the North, Call of Juarez, Pid and the newly released Shelter!
Shelter is a badger simulator. That alone should make it interesting enough to warrant a look.
Electronic Super Joy is one of the best platformers I've ever played, with an amazing soundtrack.
King's Bounty: Warriors of the North is a great TBS/RPG game in the style of Heroes of Might and Magic.
Call of Juarez is a good shooter, albeit an old one. It's from 2006.
Pid is a very pretty puzzle platformer.
Also a bunch of music and stuff I've never heard about, but those are likely less interesting.