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The moment a religious person unknowingly calls his own ways stupid: "And lol. I highly doubt you have magic powers. If you proved it I would believe you, but since you 'refuse to', I choose not to."
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i only buy valentine's day bundles that include eatable breasts and wet *******.
 
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I prefer big black ****s myself, but games are ok too.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me. I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817 |
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WTF
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Serious Sam 3 and Shad'O(+4 other) for 4€? Instabought.