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Hey guys. Recently I wanted to discuss about "low elo ranked games" (otherwise known as ELO Hell but anyways...). So instead, being bored as I am, I'll just write some short story you guys can enjoy =).

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Chapter 1: In Queue


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Players for Team Blue:
Me: The Average Player
Player 2: The Feeder
Player 3: The Troll
Player 4: The Tempered One
Player 5: The Foreigner

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Me: What's up guys? =)
Player 2: Nothing much XD
Player 3: Top or feed
Me: Umm... sure?
Player 2: But all I can play is top D:
Player 3: Too bad son. L2P lololol
First ban for team blue is Vayne
Player 3: WOW LOL BADDIE U BANEND Vayne??? LOL NOOBLORD!!!!
Me: She's actually a pretty tough champion to fight u know
Player 3: Shoulda just banned Evelynn I mean no one cares right?
Purple team bans Singed
Player 2: Aww that's the only champion I can play and he's banned D:
Player 3: Annnnnnnd reported
Player 5: Brazil?
Me: Say "Player 4" hasn't spoken yet.
Player 2: Yeah, is he afk?
Player 3: Yo nooblord, can you speak engrish?
Player 4: Stfu
Player 3: Nice first words ******. Talk moar, I like your voice.
Player 4: Idiots. You all suck at this game. Shut up and play morons.
Second ban for team blue is Rammus
Player 4: Wow you douche bag. You banned my Rammus you idiot!
Me: You never said who you were playing...
Player 4: MAN YOU GUYS SUCK. YOU CAN'T EVEN READ!
Player 3: What makes you think you can? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT UP BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSKY?
The rest of the bans follow up as team blue continues to bicker at each other. The results are Vayne, Rammus and Karthus banned for team blue and Singed, Kassadin and Tryndamere banned for team purple.
Me: Who want's first pick?
Player 4: Shut up noob. Get a life.
Player 2: I don't know... I can't play anyone other then Singed and he was banned =(
Player 5: Huehuehue me no comprehend. Je ves le *** u?
Me: Sigh, I'll just pick mid then.
Blue team's first pick is Brand
Player 3: LOL you took Brand over Annie? NOOBLORD L2P HAHAHAHA
Me: Whatever man... whatever
Purple team grabs Ziggs and Gangplank. While Player 2 decides which champion to play, Player 3 immediately locks in as Evelynn with summoner spells Revive and Promote.
Player 3: Jungling
Player 2: I don't know who to play D:
Player 2 ends up randoming Ryze as he's free this week
Player 2: Sorry guys, first time Ryze D:
Me: Wow seriously?
Player 3: No worries, we already won this when they banned Cho'Gath. Herp derp trololo
Purple team grab Alistar and Graves after a brief amount of time. Player 4 instalocks Heimerdinger while Player 5 takes Mordekaiser
Me: Well we have a nice team composition here...
Player 5: Mordekaiser es numero uno
Player 3: Yawn no problem here. I see nothing wrong.
Player 4: Stfu. You guys talk too much. I'm trying to download portable USBs on eBay for 90% discount.

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TO BE CONTINUED

Tell me what you think =) I think I did a pretty bad job but leave suggestions?