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Ready for part 2 of the low elo gaming story? Well here it is! Hope you guys enjoy it! Later on I'll put them all together so it'll be much easier to read it.
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Chapter 2: The First 5 Minutes
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Players for Team Blue:
Me: The Average Player
Player 2: The Feeder
Player 3: The Troll
Player 4: The Tempered One
Player 5: The Foreigner
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Players for Team Purple:
Player 6: Mr. Positivity
Player 7: The Meme King
Player 8: The Pro From 1800 ELO
Player 9: The 10-Year Old
Player 10: The Silent One
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Me(All): gl hf everyone
Player 3(All): My name is Ashe Ketchum, The Blind Monk, and I'm going to be the best digimon trainer evar!
Player 7(All): Watch out, we got a badass over here!
Player 5(All): Jajaja Gangplank in Disney Channel lol.
Player 9(All): Isn't his name Jack Sparrow?
Player 8(All): If it wasn't for trolls like you guys I wouldn't be down here. You all suck.
Player 4(All): NO YOU SUCK. STFU Player 8, YOU BELONG HERE.
Player 7(All): You belong with meeeeeeee, you belong with mee...
Player 5(All): Gibe money pls. Give moneyz to minions to raise elo.
Player 6(All): This is the only reason why I like being down here.
Player 9(All): What? I thought this elo was really high. My mom said it was realy high.
Player 3(All): Your mom? Dude test tubes don't count son.WELCOME, TO SUMMONER'S RIFT
Me(All): More like...
Player 4(All): WELCOME TO ELO HELL, WHERE SUPPORTS CARRY, TANKS MELT, AND MINIONS HIT LIKE TRUCK.
While everyone (most people) are all-chatting, little did anyone knew that
Player 3 went all the way to the purple team's twin towers.
EXECUTED!
Player 3 went all the way to the purple team's twin towers.
Player 3(All): gg kids I found your nexus.
Player 2(Team): I just noticed. Why do you have Heal on Brand?
Me(Team): Because apparently 3 of you have both Ignite AND Exhaust, so there's not much point.
Player 7(All): One does not simply walk into mordor... have some oranges my fellow gamer.
Player 3(All): Trololo?
Player 7(All): Noooope, CHUCK TESTA
Player 2(All): Why'd you guys have to ban Singed. Whyy? D:
Player 9(All): It wasn't my choice D:
Player 8(All): Stupid 10 year old Alistar gets Doran's Ring start and no sight wards or potions.
Player 9(All): What are wards? O_O
Player 8(All): *Triple Facepalm
Player 6(All): Sounds like it's going to be an interesting game!
Player 7(All): Sounds dangerous, I'm in!
Player 3(All): You belong in a museum!30 SECONDS UNTIL MINIONS SPAWN!
Everyone starts walking to their respected lanes. For team blue, Brand went mid against Ziggs, Ryze goes top against Gangplank, the junglers are Evelynn and Jax with duo lane at bot consisting of Heimerdinger and Mordekaiser versus Alistar and Graves.
MINIONS HAVE SPAWNED! Brand went mid against Ziggs, Ryze goes top against Gangplank, the junglers are Evelynn and Jax with duo lane at bot consisting of Heimerdinger and Mordekaiser versus Alistar and Graves.
FIRST BLOOD!
Player 2(Team): SORRY! D: That Gangplank deals too much damage for me. If I was Singed that wouldn't have happened!
Player 7(All): DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE!
Player 3(All): I am a pirate! Obviously I would use thepiratebay.com lol
Player 5(All): Je ves le *** u? Tralala
Player 8(All): Well aren't you cool. Looks like I might actually get my elo back up instead of being stuck here with all you scrublings.
Player 5(All): Annnnnnnnnnd reported. Enjoy your 400 year ban huehuehue.
After 2 minutes of minion waves, Brand scores a kill against Ziggs in mid lane, evening the scoreboard
Brand scores a kill against Ziggs in mid lane, evening the scoreboard
Player 6(All): Nice one! You lucky guy lol.
Me(All): Not luck, skill bro.
Player 3(All): Ziggs, you forgot that Tryndamere's right arm only comes to help once per 5 minutes right?
Player 6(All): Oh yeah! Right how could I forget =P I'll make sure I won't next time!
Player 9(All): I didn't know Tryndamere had a right arm...
Player 3(All): It's ok. Walk to dragon and you might see it.
Being quite underfarmed due to a massive push lane from Heimerdinger and Mordekaiser, Alistar was underleveled but decided to listen to Evelynn as he doesn't know better. Eventually he gets to the dragon's den and dies to Evelynn. However, Ryze dies to Gangplank at top lane once again, making the scoreboard 2-2 once again, with all two kills for purple team in the hands of Gangplank.
Heimerdinger and Mordekaiser, Alistar was underleveled but decided to listen to Evelynn as he doesn't know better. Eventually he gets to the dragon's den and dies to Evelynn. However, Ryze dies to Gangplank at top lane once again, making the scoreboard 2-2 once again, with all two kills for purple team in the hands of Gangplank.
Player 3(All): Good boy! Have a cookie!
Player 9(All): Brb, dinner.A SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED
Suddenly out of nowhere Tryndamere's right arm comes from the underground and kills Brand, making the score 2-3 in favour of purple team.
Tryndamere's right arm comes from the underground and kills Brand, making the score 2-3 in favour of purple team.
Me(All): WTF?!?!
Player 10(All): Hi
"found your nexus" hahahaha
BTW: Had a great match last night, where GP told us 5 seconds before start: "No solo lane or feed."
Then LB in mid did not connect, GP said LB is his friend and still looking for a guide.
Shaco and GP both wanted solo top then, as GP had changed his mind, which left bot empty as Teemo covered mid. So I as Shyvana hurried down from blue- which I gave to Shaco- to reach the bot tower right as Morgana & Yi were about to destroy it with a bunch of minions.
When LB connected after 5 minutes I had to constantly babysit, GP stole every secure kill with his ult and called us noobs, while I had to give my life over and over again for LB who missed every skill possible and thought it was better to give me to their team as a sacrifice as resistance is futile.
When Shaco died the second time to a minion, because he decided that he'd rather jungle with me I was short to committing my first official leave and bite a kitten into its face.
TL;DR: The rage, the rage :)
I feel for you bro, I really do.
As I've said, I wish for every troll to burn in the deep fires of hell while satan is eating their eyeballs...
sorry about it, the very thought of that rage frustrates me...
BTW: Had a great match last night, where GP told us 5 seconds before start: "No solo lane or feed."
Then LB in mid did not connect, GP said LB is his friend and still looking for a guide.
Shaco and GP both wanted solo top then, as GP had changed his mind, which left bot empty as Teemo covered mid. So I as Shyvana hurried down from blue- which I gave to Shaco- to reach the bot tower right as Morgana & Yi were about to destroy it with a bunch of minions.
When LB connected after 5 minutes I had to constantly babysit, GP stole every secure kill with his ult and called us noobs, while I had to give my life over and over again for LB who missed every skill possible and thought it was better to give me to their team as a sacrifice as resistance is futile.
When Shaco died the second time to a minion, because he decided that he'd rather jungle with me I was short to committing my first official leave and bite a kitten into its face.
TL;DR: The rage, the rage :)
Can't? can? :o I wanna meet those people now -.-
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