User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When will the ceremony be?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How about Saturday?
Cleverbot: Sure, saturday sounds good.
User: Good. I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.
User: SCORE!
Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because i'm lonely, like you said.
User: But I still love you, when I'm here, you will never be lonely.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't love you. And I never thought you were a man.
User: So it just ends like this?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Forever alone.

TT I was rejected by a bot... That was completely un-League-related, but I do strange things when I'm bored and ... have... coffee... and... sugar... >:3 If you could make one of the League champs your servant for life, who would it be? May the lag be with you!