This is entertaining, in a masochistic way: blogs on a LoL-dedicated site. BWAHAHAH! Seriously!? What is this, My_Spaceā„¢? Maybe a forums group of some sort but... blogs? (Ugh, I hate that word. So cacophonous.)

I guess this is my first one here. Might as well try to "reach out to the community." Don't know if I want to do that here, since I've already had a negative experience, and I just joined. (Makes me wonder if all that blasphemy about LoL community being horrible not blasphemous.)

Pretty basic stuff here. I guess I'll stick to the game for now.

I play (nearly solely) Soraka as an AP-focused support who averages 30.1 assists per game* as of this writing on normal-free pick matches and just under 20 in Normal Draft-Pick. Since I give no more {cares} than 0 about elo (whatever that means/is/used for/named for) I'll try out some solo-match-up Ranked when I get to 30. I decided to put out a guide in commemoration of my steady string of 26-37 assist games and it was scoffed at. Hilariously enough, I still get those games as a higher level, so I must be doing something right.

My computer is **** with 4GB and a 1.4GHz duo core, so I can't screen capture/record games without dropping from 30 FPS to about 11, or crashing when I load to 100%. (Maybe if Riot had a theatre/ replay system...)

Oh, and I hate DOTA 2. Loathe it. Abhor it.

I guess, maybe, under certain conditions, which may never happen, involving me gaining followers/friends (as if anybody has those!), I will consider making more... posts... here about stuffs. Perhaps my adventures in-game and out (since I have many in both) and on wider topics, like games other than League, or shared wisdom I feel like passing down, like I'm some sort of Sage who now lives out on a mountain top, since Sages living on mountain tops are pretty much the quintessence of wisdom. It's like in every myth there's this old dude living a solitary life on a high place out there and he's always the guy to go to for information on something, which is a lot like an information broker. Ever need to know some martial arts? Visit the Sage. Wanna learn to speak powerful words? The guy on the mountain knows. Trying to find a lost power (perhaps within)? He's got the knowledge. A solitary Sage Information Broker. Yeah, that's pretty much the idea.

*Full-length, no-surrender matches; approx. 40 minutes in length.