There once was a love so epic that words could hardly describe it. It began in a high school not far away from yours. There was a young Indian boy named "Varun", and another beautiful young lady (that looked like Janna) named "Alyssa." Varun, and Alyssa's first few conversations were shy and awkward, but as time passed they began to feel a strong connection. Too bad she was ****ed at a party by a much larger and more athletic man named "Greg." It was one of the many **** sessions that would follow. The **** sessions would only get more and more exotic. From washing machines to anal, they did it all. Once Varun found out about the scandal he was crushed. He could not even carry out the most simple daily tasks. All he could do was sit at home, and play League of Legends. As the seasons changed, his bond with Alyssa began to break, but his bond with League just got stronger. This is why League is so popular folks! League can make you upset, but it will never hurt you. This is why Varun and millions of others are hooked on this terrible game, with no known cure. Your best shot is to never get attached to anything; not even your favorite champ, because he or she could get nerfed. I as the writer of this magnificent piece must confess to one thing; I am Varun.