So basically I was playing on a friends account. (A ranked game)
Picked Irelia and just farmed.. the enemy top laner was a fiora
and she said sth like this:
"WTF I DONT EVEN ATTACK THE MINIONS AND I STILL PUSH, ****ING HACKER"

I was like dafuq:D what she did was this --> she attacked me so got my minion aggro --> my minions attacked her instead of her minions so she naturally pushed.

Afterwards I just freezed the lane and farmed all day until I finally pushed it out before going back. Then she tried to attack me again and the same thing happened:D
She left saying this:"CHEATER I WILL REPORT THIS TO RIOT!"

I know it's probably not fair to me to play on a 1200 acc but still DAFUQ this guy was hilarious. And he was completely serious *face desk*