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Wehehehehey! What´s up guys? Level 29 summoner The Wolf Stream here, ready to start talking in my first blog, where i´ll be writing about anything. Champions, sexy draws of Ahri, music..EVERYTHING! And yes, i accept request ;)

And in this first blog, i am going to talk about...The trolls of LoL.

I know, i know, so much people have talked abut them before, but I want to give my personal view of this people. But, first of all, I think we should define what a Troll is...Someone whould say "that one who only talk to say something stupid", other would say "that one that only dies, and dies..."...Well, that means that, inside the dark world of trolling, there is more than one kind of trolls...And i´m going to talk about them.

The feeder: Ahh, this is a classic one. This is that one who goes to his lane and push turrets on lvl.1...Without minions. Or that player that is in the jungle and dies against lizard/golem and they have smite. No, you didn´t forget you have it dude. You, sir, are a feeder and a troll. But, what we can do with this kind of guys? Well, this is the problem...You can´t touch a feeder, so you only can do one thing...Play like he had afk, and thing will be bretter...unless is a Jarvan.

The explorer: Strange name? Well, this is like I name a kind o troll. Remember any match where a teamfight sarted...But one of your mates is doing lizard? Yep, that one is the explorer. The teamfights are to risky for this kind of troll, so he likes to be on the dark of the jungle, where he can be far of the danger, while the Corki of the other team scores a Quadrakill.

The flamer: Another classic one. You are in the mid lane, youa re going to kill that Anivia...When a wild Mundo apears, and before you can spell "what the f*ck?" you are dead...Well, no problem, that´s just a kill...Wait, what is that guy writing?...WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOTHER?! We all know this guys, and belive me, they are a bit annoying...but hey, for something is the /ignnore command, right?

The emo-quit: Put in the same sittuation that the one of the flamer troll. But instead of reading that dirty thing, you read this: "Match is lost, surrender at 20 please"...In the minute 14 of match! Well, we arrive to minute 20, and the global kills are 3-1 to their team...And you see a surrender poll. Of course you pick the "no" option, like the other 3 members of your team...And again, the chatbox shows this: "Noobs, match is lost, i quit", and that banner of summoner going out...Seriously guys, when i think in this kind of trolls, I imagine Emumu playing LoL...No joke, i imagine that.


The ragequit: PAnother case of leaving matches, but this is different of the emo-quit. The RQ troll leaves the match when he discovers that he´s not the singing voice of the team. For example, he sais to go Baron, but other player thinks that it´s too risky and you don´t go...Well, the first one just will do two thngs: Win a report about bad language and leave the match. Other kind of RQ is the one that leaves because of no-surrender, but when the match is really advanced and equal, maybe a 30-28 winning the other team in kills and tied in turrets.

The trollpick: Finally, the everyone´s favourite troll. From the AP Gangplank to the famous Insta-Locked Tryndamere, the world of troll-picking is big and strange. Who is the trollpicker and who the victim? Maybe that one who will eat 4 reports at the end of the match is just trying to play with his best champ and lane to get ELO or IP, and whe are so dark-souled that we don´t even let him play it, moreover, we report him! We should think for a minute in this...I´m joking, this kind of guys are a bunch of ***h*les.

Well, here ends everything. i hope you liked this travel into the world of trollling, and I expect you to don´t becme one of they. Here is Wolf, saying goodbye...And wayting to don´t find in a same match a trollpick, a flamer, an explorer and a ragequiter.

Peace mates!