Aaaaaand in the following game our first pick bans two of the champions my team said they main and our Nasus instentionally doesn't end the game because he wanted to reach 666 stacks. yay....

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So I went up against
Teemo support in bot lane.
I'm still a noob... I don't ADC well but since I typed slow in normal blind pick... there I was on
Jinx. That did not end well...
I thought I was against Annie!!! Stupid satan had a bunny costume on and
Annie kept coming down to gank. I saw tibers so I kept thinking I was against
Annie in lane! Cute little white outfit on a little person... looked like
Annie to me...
I had a really good
Braum support who was getting sooo frustrated. I was actually out CSing the
Sivir in the lane even with the 5 deaths to
Teemo!!! But 5 deaths to
Teemo in 14 minutes really wrecked us. (for the record I did not die to
Sivir!)
I wondered why
Braum kept saying, "look out mushroom!" I was scratching my head trying to figure out what in the world he was talking about as I died to nothing that I could see...
I'm sure none of y'all will group with me now... but what a lesson that was!!! Unfortunately the other lanes were losing as well... not a good game to end the night on!

I'm still a noob... I don't ADC well but since I typed slow in normal blind pick... there I was on

I thought I was against Annie!!! Stupid satan had a bunny costume on and



I had a really good





I wondered why

I'm sure none of y'all will group with me now... but what a lesson that was!!! Unfortunately the other lanes were losing as well... not a good game to end the night on!


This piece of **** Ahri makes a terrible level 1 invade call that gets Caitlyn 2 kills and makes our jungler die to a camp, feeds, flames our top laner and our jungler while continually pinging mid for help and then goes afk while we proceed to destroy botlane anyway despite missing the entire first wave. I love League of Legends.
so uh just played my last and final promo game...
Picked ori into talon, zoned the **** out of him and almost killed him until...
Jinx won bot 1v2 and blitz and mumu were up my face the entire laning phase, and then with amumu getting righteous glory me and my little immobile self got ****ing MURDERED EVERY. SINGLE. TEAMFIGHT.
Man I hate games like these, it's not even cause I lost... It was just a giant waste of time. I mean, I was practically dead all game :DDD
Also wdf tank meta and we get vlad top and fiddle jungle? uwot
Picked ori into talon, zoned the **** out of him and almost killed him until...
Jinx won bot 1v2 and blitz and mumu were up my face the entire laning phase, and then with amumu getting righteous glory me and my little immobile self got ****ing MURDERED EVERY. SINGLE. TEAMFIGHT.
Man I hate games like these, it's not even cause I lost... It was just a giant waste of time. I mean, I was practically dead all game :DDD
Also wdf tank meta and we get vlad top and fiddle jungle? uwot

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So ****ing salty about this game. We're dominating in every aspect of the game, I'm destroying Ahri, making good use of my ultimate, bot was feeding but ganks got them going again, but Morgana wouldn't ward anything important and our Vladimir was the most useless piece of **** top laner I've ever had. His worst play was saying "I'll back to defend from Nasus" while we're siegeing top and Nasus is splitting bot then instead flashes over the toplane wall into their tower and getting us all killed. They then take baron while Nasus gets 2 bottom towers and an inhib.