Oh my ****ing god, this is hilarious:
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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I think that the way she's overdoing (IMHO) it makes it feel too forced though. Can't she get a different subject to talk about sometimes?
I think that if she didn't overdo it, her point would have been less well received
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Eh, I don't care. She's funny and usually makes good points.
And I'm not in love with her like some Vapora Dork :P
And I'm not in love with her like some Vapora Dork :P
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series is pret cool