"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Well, for one, I can't write descriptions for champs I don't know anything about.
Ones that I need to add but don't know enough about to add:
Orianna
Rammus
Cho'gath
Galio
Maokai
Mordekaiser
Ones that I need to add that I'm too lazy to write up a description for yet:
Nunu (possibly)
Zilean
Nunu is pure support. He can't do anything else after earlygame.
Offtank:
Mordekaiser
AP caster:
Orianna
Zilean
Tanks:
Rammus
Galio
Offtank/tank:
Maokai
Only Nunu, Zilean and Oriana belongs here. Shen AND Malphite AND Singed AND Nasus does not belong in this thread.