[Forum Game] Punch Line Battle

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]If you want to say we tied that's fine by me Better to admit defeat, than steal an undeserved victory Because of my poor stature and bad self-esteem I'll let you make the choice, I'm lost in a day dream Next word: depression[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]A tie, it is, if that will make you happy I'm too nice a guy to let any person feel crappy Depression; it is such an ugly word in every day use I'd rather speak of happy things like the joy of youth Next Word: Automated[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I feel so automated, I go through everyday the same It feels so fucking boring, I'm not sure how I'm still sane I need to get a grip and stop feeling so depressed I should let out all the feelings I've been keeping so supressed wow...I need to get a life... Next word: Lively[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]((Awe don't use yourself as the punch line D:)) Lively like the lives of the living people Nameless you're clearly a living female super hero Fighter of evil, and immune to flirts like me Keep your chin up kid don't get down and depressed like me Next Word: Vagina!!! DO IT I DARE YOU!!!!!!!![/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]So you're saying I have a vagina of steel? That I am immune to what everyone feels? I'm not that amazing, I'm just a boring average girl. With a decent looking body and hair that has a curl. Next word: banana[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]A vag of steel that's quite impressive Should we call it "Fort Labia" or is that too agressive? No need to worry about that steel lined "havanna" It's too strong, even for my banana...ray gun Sexual inuendo battle sounds fun...But then I just feel awkward after that one @_@ Damn me and my need to rhyme. Hope you don't take offense to that last line. NEXT WORD: Stimulate[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]...Ok sooo I literally DID NOT mean to make my apology rhyme...[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]How could I mind? it's cute that you flirt I'm the one who's being a pervert AS for your choice of the word stimulate please do, just make sure that I'm not late. I have something wrong with me XD next word: promiscuous EDIT: lol you've got the rhyming curse![/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Lol I don't think anything is wrong with you. Well anything one would consider wrong with you is most likely a common attribute I share too. You ask for me to use the word promiscuous I wonder what thoughts made you think of this Clearly our minds share the same filthy gutter That's no issue for me what next dirty word shoud I utter? NEXT WORD: orgasmic[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]These rhymes are quite orgasmic, not sure how much I can take. Whether it's a random happenstance or some kind of fucked up fate, I like where this is going, it's been quite fun so far today. I'm such a bad flirt, what more can I say? WORD: fucked[/quote]