JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
Taric's Family Jewels of Wisdom
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Taric's Family Jewels, Hand Polished For Your Pleasure
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Fabulously Flamboyant (Why Real Men Wear Pink Leg Warmers)
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Dotter
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Taric: I like my nipples like I like my jewels, hard and sparkly.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
gwadzila
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SirSpankAlot wrote:
Taric: my crystalz are getting hard.
That would be less scary if it wasn't plural.
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