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ALL HAIL DEWO, THE MIGHTY SLAYER OF THREADS!
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
ALL HAIL DEWO, THE MIGHTY SLAYER OF THREADS!
DEWO wrote:
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lolwut? i didnt say that :P
doesn't matter you fanboy! nothing can erase what you wrote... except maybe deleting the thread >_>


Soooo no moar forum spammin. Reports are gonna get ugly 'n stuff :)
Good to be back among you my beloved trolololols!