"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz wrote:
Lol, my previous ones hurt way more and I had them for 5 years. Man enough for ya? :P
say what you want, you already QQ'ed enough... NOTHING will change that :P
and thanks for the feedback on the headset :P
36. Just because you're losing doesn't mean you are the best on your team, it means you are losing, too.
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Man up you wussie! :P
Lol, my previous ones hurt way more and I had them for 5 years. Man enough for ya? :P