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Corporate Mundo Fix Staff Attitude, Then Put Skins and Champions on Sale

Posted by Mundo on Mon, 2012-05-21

Corporate Mundo send out many memos today. Explain Mundo’s bold new vision for company’s future. Staff whine over tiny details like “100-hour work weeks” and “no air conditioning during daylight hours.” So Mundo call feedback meeting, let them speak their mind, then beat them unconscious with briefcase. Whining stop. Tiny details now embraced by all.

With staff attitude corrected, Mundo moving forward with vision… starting with new sale! Buy skins and champions for Mundo, let Mundo give happy profit report!

Shaco exploit creepy clown brand to great effect. Mundo ban floppy shows and rubber noses from workplace in order to keep Mundo’s terror in check. He available now for 487 RP.
Gangplank take ruthless advantage of Casual Friday by dressing like pirate every time. Buy him for 487 RP, or else Mundo make him wear tie!
Yorick dig graves and hope to restore family legacy. No growth potential in that. Mundo unload him on you for 487 RP.

Blood Moon Akali wear scary mask, give Mundo the creeps. You pick her up for only 487 RP.
Ionia Master Yi display proud cultural legacy of Ionian island city-state… then butcher enemies like crazed mongoose. He on sale for 487 RP.
Almost-Prom King Amumu had evening ruined when bucket of pig’s blood dumped on his head. Mundo not sure what happened next… but you buy him for 260 RP.

Champions and skins only on sale from May 22 through May 25. Then Mundo count up profits and enjoy new perks. Buy for Mundo, money bags. Bold new vision not work unless you do.

[quote=virago][center][color=#ff0000][h2]Corporate Mundo Fix Staff Attitude, Then Put Skins and Champions on Sale[/h2][/color][/center] [url=http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/corporate-mundo-fix-staff-attitude-then-put-skins-and-champions-sale][center][h4]Posted by Mundo on Mon, 2012-05-21[/h4][/center][/url] Corporate Mundo send out many memos today. Explain Mundo’s bold new vision for company’s future. Staff whine over tiny details like “100-hour work weeks” and “no air conditioning during daylight hours.” So Mundo call feedback meeting, let them speak their mind, then beat them unconscious with briefcase. Whining stop. Tiny details now embraced by all. With staff attitude corrected, Mundo moving forward with vision… starting with new sale! Buy skins and champions for Mundo, let Mundo give happy profit report! [indent][list] [*] [[Shaco]] exploit creepy clown brand to great effect. Mundo ban floppy shows and rubber noses from workplace in order to keep Mundo’s terror in check. He available now for 487 RP. [*] [[Gangplank]] take ruthless advantage of Casual Friday by dressing like pirate every time. Buy him for 487 RP, or else Mundo make him wear tie! [*] [[Yorick]] dig graves and hope to restore family legacy. No growth potential in that. Mundo unload him on you for 487 RP. [/list][/indent] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Shaco_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Shaco_Splash.jpg width=450 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gangplank_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gangplank_Splash.jpg width=450 height=250][/url] [/columns] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Yorick_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Yorick_Splash.jpg width=450 height=250][/url] [/columns] [indent][list] [*] Blood Moon [[Akali]] wear scary mask, give Mundo the creeps. You pick her up for only 487 RP. [*] Ionia [[Master Yi]] display proud cultural legacy of Ionian island city-state… then butcher enemies like crazed mongoose. He on sale for 487 RP. [*] Almost-Prom King [[Amumu]] had evening ruined when bucket of pig’s blood dumped on his head. Mundo not sure what happened next… but you buy him for 260 RP. [/list][/indent] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_BloodMoon_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_BloodMoon_Splash.jpg width=475 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_BloodMoon_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_BloodMoon_SS.jpg width=425 height=250][/url] [/columns] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MasterYi_Ionia_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MasterYi_Ionia_Splash.jpg width=475 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MasterYi_Ionia_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MasterYi_Ionia_SS.jpg width=425 height=250][/url] [/columns] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_AlmostPromKing_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_AlmostPromKing_Splash.jpg width=475 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_AlmostPromKing_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_AlmostPromKing_SS.jpg width=425 height=250][/url] [/columns] Champions and skins only on sale from May 22 through May 25. Then Mundo count up profits and enjoy new perks. Buy for Mundo, money bags. Bold new vision not work unless you do.[/quote]