"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." - Justin Bieber
"I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so i shot myself." - Kurt Cobain
seriously, justin bieber only got famous because he has famous friends. like any teen heartthrob once he falls out of the spotlight its a quick spiral downward.
"I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so i shot myself." - Kurt Cobain
seriously, justin bieber only got famous because he has famous friends. like any teen heartthrob once he falls out of the spotlight its a quick spiral downward.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
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Edit: ******* it. It's not on Google Play and I can't find a download through googling :(
Haaalp plox?