I finally figured out why I See amumu crying? He's crying from the realization that he sucks.
I mean I could gank. haha who am I kidding amumu can't gank anybody.
I mean sure If Amumu could start at level 18 he'd be one of the best champions in the game, but unfortunately he starts at level 1 just like everybody else and sucks.
Let's go find some friends amumu so I can actually get kills, since I'm completely useless!
There it is, there's my answer, Amumu sucks a huge flaccid ****
It like the little yordle crys all day instead of fixing his problems!
In fights i have to constantly say sorry I just used all my mana to do absolutely no damage I'll be back in about 30min.
Let me tell you one thing getting a kill with amumu is like the greatest feeling ever, it's like "yes we can!" obama
You might think I'm being whiny but I'm just in character. Maybe if i act like amumu I'll wreck face with him, bandage toss ult then death.
Okay since team fights didnt work, I'm going to farm the jungle and all lanes, hopefully I don't die. I'll probably cut myself before they get here, so it's okay.
When your team starts arguing the game's pretty much over. When you see the surrender box it's pretty much the same as a victory screen when playing as amumu.
YAY AMUMU you're so good! You're as good as the Revive summoner spell!
Nothing is more demanding in this game than playing Amumu such an op champ.
Now that we're at late game I'm actually kinda useful! Early game Amumu is the most worthless thing in the history of existance, he's just not tanky, does no damage, and really is just worthless his passive does nothing his abilitys all need to be level up to 5 to even damage the support which happens to be a soraka.
Now that my Stun is at a respectable 8 seconds instead of a ******ed 16 seconds, I'm actually useful!
HOLY **** THIS IS NOW THE GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME. I am so powerful. Slowly the comeback begins!
They're like omg Amumu you're so strong I need to exhaust you. You know you're a big deal when they exhaust you.
This is where the enemy goes "WHO IS THIS GUY?" and I'm like, I'm ****ing Goku.
Okay, we got this game. Amumu is the greatest, person, ever.
**** KOGMAW Amumu is the best champion in the ****ing game and we didn't win. This is why Amumu gets a bad rep, because Kogmaw is suicidal.
This is why Amumu is crying, I thought it was for himself, but it was actually for Kogmaw.

Yes amumu needs to be tanky but he will be useless without damage. That build could work in arranged game where u know that yer friends gonna deal dmg and play well, but in solo q that aint gonna work. In solo-q your teamies are big minions and you got no idea what they gonna do so you must have damage too. Add abyssal sceptre, wota, or something like that. You could explain how to play lane amumu too. Just wanna know how to handle champions like darius, riven, olaf or WW.