Corporate Mundo Get Headache, You Get Sale

[quote=virago][center][url=http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/corporate-mundo-get-headache-you-get-sale]Riot Post[/url]:[/center] [center][color=#800080][h2]Corporate Mundo Get Headache, You Get Sale[/h2][/color][/center] [center][h4]Posted by Mundo on Mon, 2012-07-09[/h4][/center] Corporate Mundo not feel so good after company retreat. Mundo take peons to favorite dive bar down street from office last night and not remember much. Lady keep asking Rammus if table want more drinks. Rammus keep saying “OK!” Now Mundo stuck with tab and hangover? Mundo angry! He wake up at desk and find peon employees laughing at embarrassing picture of Mundo on Facebook. MUNDO HATE BEING TAGGED IN PICTURES. Also where Mundo’s pants? INTERN-SLAVE! Bring Mundo fizzy water in glass for headache. Mundo saw that work in movie. Mundo have great idea! Mundo also have embarrassing pictures of peons on Corporate Mundo camera phone! Mundo know how to use social media Internets too. Humiliate peons with stupid stories and give you discount! That teach idiots to tag photos of angry boss! [indent][list] [*] [b][[Volibear]][/b] is bear. You think bear could drink, but bear lightweight. HAD TO PUT BEAR ON BUS! You take bus bear for 487 RP. [*] [b][[LeBlanc]][/b] dance with Corporate Mundo last night. Mundo think coworker LeBlanc good employee, but dance embarrassing. Mundo put on Internets and make fortune when video go viral. Get for 487 RP. [*] [b][[Teemo]][/b] always move quick and beat Mundo to front of bar line. Mundo no like waiting! You take for 292 RP. [/list][/indent] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Volibear_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Volibear_Splash.jpg width=450 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Leblanc_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Leblanc_Splash.jpg width=450 height=250][/url] [/columns] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Teemo_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Teemo_Splash.jpg width=450 height=250][/url] [columns] [indent][list] [*] [b]Full Machine [[Viktor]][/b] not allowed in most establishments when out with peon coworkers. Now he in impound lot with cars. HA HA CAR-MAN. NOW YOU ON SALE. Tow away for 487 RP. [*] [b]Tango [[Twisted Fate]][/b] think he ladies’ man. NO. Rose not fooling anyone and not as good dancer as Corporate Mundo. Get mediocre dancer for 487 RP. [*] [b]Bird of Prey [[Anivia]][/b] say she fly south for winter. IT NOT WINTER HERE! Bird lie to get out of Corporate Mundo Corporate Embarrassing Entrapment night. Mundo give you bird for 260 RP. [/list][/indent] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Viktor_FullMachine_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Viktor_FullMachine_Splash.jpg width=475 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Viktor_FullMachine_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Viktor_FullMachine_SS.jpg width=425 height=250][/url] [/columns] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_Tango_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_Tango_Splash.jpg width=475 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_Tango_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/TwistedFate_Tango_SS.jpg width=425 height=250][/url] [/columns] [columns] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Anivia_BirdOfPrey_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Anivia_BirdOfPrey_Splash.jpg width=475 height=250][/url] [nextcol] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Anivia_BirdOfPrey_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Anivia_BirdOfPrey_SS.jpg width=425 height=250][/url] [/columns] Act fast, cash bags. This sale go from July 10 to July 13 or until Mundo pay off bar tab. Mundo have big bar tab. If you see bird Anivia, tell bird that Mundo say she fired![/quote]