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Champion & Skin Sale: A Cartful of Carnage

Posted by Morgana on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:35

Ah, the glorious scent of gluttonous goodies. Since the Valoran Department of Health chained shut the doors of my delightfully indecent confectionery, I’ve taken my void-ooze-drizzled tarts on the road.

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I’m Sinful Succulence Morgana, of course. You’re cordially invited to try out the debut of the Sinful Succulence food cart; it’s already garnering rave reviews. Free lemon-glazed boar vol-au-vent just for stopping by! 487 RP

Perseus Pantheon can’t get enough of my black ice strudel, but the man wears entirely too much armor. And who carries a trident? Whoops. He vanished into the sky. He must’ve heard me. 487 RP

Prom Queen Annie keeps requesting cinnamon habanero cupcakes to feed someone—Tibbers, I think, was the name. I haven’t seen him though, and I’m not convinced anyone else wants these spicy treats. 487 RP

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Jarvan IV made a rare appearance earlier; apparently he heard about my decadent take on baklava from some bird. Still, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the one who sicced the Department of Health on me before. 440 RP

Pantheon crushes the ground, sending up a cloud of dust when he returns. My other patrons seem a bit stunned. He may have changed clothes, but he’s not getting more free strudel. 395 RP

Apparently, boar-based vol-au-vent offends Sejuani. Her Northern Winds threaten to topple my food cart and the icy glare in her eyes mean I have no choice but counter her Glacial Prison with some Soul Shackles of my own. 487 RP

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Porcine pyrotechnics aside, I’ll be slinging my sinful culinary creations from March 18 to March 21. After that? Who knows…I have a feeling the Valoran Department of Health is hot on my heels, and I can only cast so many dark bindings.

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[quote=Luther3000][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: A Cartful of Carnage[/h2][/color] [url=http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-cartful-carnage][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Morgana on Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:35[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/March_2013/03_20_2013_-_sinful_succulent_morgana_sale/2013.03.18.LOL.com.Banner.Article.ChampSkinSale.jpg][/img][/center] [indent]Ah, the glorious scent of gluttonous goodies. 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[b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Annie_PromQueen_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Annie_PromQueen_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Annie_PromQueen_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Annie_PromQueen_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Prom Queen Annie keeps requesting cinnamon habanero cupcakes to feed someone—Tibbers, I think, was the name. I haven’t seen him though, and I’m not convinced anyone else wants these spicy treats. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Jarvan_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Jarvan_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Jarvan IV made a rare appearance earlier; apparently he heard about my decadent take on baklava from some bird. Still, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the one who sicced the Department of Health on me before. [b]440 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Pantheon_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Pantheon_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Pantheon crushes the ground, sending up a cloud of dust when he returns. My other patrons seem a bit stunned. He may have changed clothes, but he’s not getting more free strudel. [b]395 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Sejuani_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Sejuani_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Apparently, boar-based vol-au-vent offends Sejuani. Her Northern Winds threaten to topple my food cart and the icy glare in her eyes mean I have no choice but counter her Glacial Prison with some Soul Shackles of my own. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [indent] Porcine pyrotechnics aside, I’ll be slinging my sinful culinary creations from [b]March 18[/b] to [b]March 21[/b]. After that? Who knows…I have a feeling the Valoran Department of Health is hot on my heels, and I can only cast so many dark bindings.[/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center][/quote]