"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
damn you searz i have actually started listening to this guy for fun now.
love me some nerd talk.
EDIT: watching the 'build a computer tutorial' type video. wow...didn't know it was that easy...i mean i am sure it is harder than he makes it seem but given my recent fun with our chemistry analyzer hardware I feel like I could do it. good thing is that I have a nice big tower already to start with for my next computer :)
love me some nerd talk.
EDIT: watching the 'build a computer tutorial' type video. wow...didn't know it was that easy...i mean i am sure it is harder than he makes it seem but given my recent fun with our chemistry analyzer hardware I feel like I could do it. good thing is that I have a nice big tower already to start with for my next computer :)
Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
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"We can't find the terrorists for all the hippies that are complaining about wallstreet."
"Citizens are upset with bankers stealing their money, we should put them on terrorist watchlists."
On a more serious note:
"You might laugh about it, but islamic terrorists aren not a threat to the government, political activists are. It's only natural that the government is more concerned about threats to itself than about threats to the populace. Legislative powers introduced in the name of fighting terrorism are largely not being used to address threats to domestic security, but to suppress political activism."