"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
xIchi wrote:
How great?
The video does not seem that convincing :o
Yea, the trailers are kinda ****ty.
The games really are a lot of fun.
If you liked Heroes of Might and Magic 2, 3 or 4 then you'll most assuredly like these games.
They've significantly improved the combat over HoMM3, for example. And that's a pretty big thing for me.
I know next to nothing about the Men of War games tho.
"Well, basically you should treat me like a prostitute." - TotalBiscuit
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Buy it for King's Bounty if you don't have the games yet.
They're great TBS/RPG games in the style of Heroes of Might and Magic.