And like 95% the same as chimpanzees, so let's not get ahead of ourselves and think that we're all fruits.
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we also share over 90% of our dna with wasps and yet we aren't insects :(
To be specific however the dna we mostly share with banana's largely just serve as "filler" for our dna so that t can maintain its structure. this is known as "junk dna", and since it serves no purpose it can have varying amounts of random biological traits without actually affecting us humans (or fruits) at all. That's why there's such a variance in the percentage of how much any given human has in common with a banana.
To be specific however the dna we mostly share with banana's largely just serve as "filler" for our dna so that t can maintain its structure. this is known as "junk dna", and since it serves no purpose it can have varying amounts of random biological traits without actually affecting us humans (or fruits) at all. That's why there's such a variance in the percentage of how much any given human has in common with a banana.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Correction
We share 98% with Chimps
You're ****ing hilarious.
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Thatdudeinthecotton wrote:
"Im sorry son, but you simply aren't worthy of joining the genetically superior Banana race of the future, 50% just isn't enough"
why :<
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