i want to have a 2year old sister too. they are far less annoying than 3 11-15 year old little brothers.
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
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caucheka wrote:
i once held a door open for a woman.
she was practically trembling as i oppressed her.
YOU MONSTER
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
I have a similar one from my cousin. He told me what happened, I just wrote it better.
I was in an elevator at a crowded and uncomfortable shopping complex. A young lady is standing next to me looking noticeably rushed. As the door opens where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first.
A hush descends upon the lift.
She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed.
I develop a massive erection and proceed to say "Ladies first."
The men in the lift, including the little boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest.
She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place. My erection became larger knowing that the dignity that she once cherished had now been crushed.
She begins to step out the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels.
She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, with tears welling up in her eyes, she mutters "thank you."
My erection almost burst through my trousers as I said to her, now mesmerized at my massive girth, "It was my privilege."
I was in an elevator at a crowded and uncomfortable shopping complex. A young lady is standing next to me looking noticeably rushed. As the door opens where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first.
A hush descends upon the lift.
She appears simultaneously furious and ashamed.
I develop a massive erection and proceed to say "Ladies first."
The men in the lift, including the little boy, all smile and lick their lips in anticipation of my conquest.
She shudders, disgusted by what is taking place. My erection became larger knowing that the dignity that she once cherished had now been crushed.
She begins to step out the door, the other women looking on solemnly, knowing the defeat and shame that she feels.
She turns to me momentarily, all pride and gumption washed from her features, with tears welling up in her eyes, she mutters "thank you."
My erection almost burst through my trousers as I said to her, now mesmerized at my massive girth, "It was my privilege."
Meh, this is getting old real fast..
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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She moves to stand next to my seat, proud of her independence and capability.
A horrified expression darkens her feminine features as I begin to stand for her.
A patriarchal smile crosses my face and as she realizes what is taking place, tears begin to form and her features begins to tremble as her pride is wiped from her once confident being.
I gesture for her to take my seat as I develop a very visible erection, making her lack of power more prominent.
She takes the seat, thanking me mournfully with tears of impotent rage, now undisguised.
The other standing men begin to grunt and beat their chests, the women staring at their feet sadly, wishing that they were not on the bus.
I lean over to the young lady and whisper softly...
"It was my privilege."