The Sheitshare Before Halloween.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Evil Dead 2, no, you don't have to watch the first one, though that one is also hilarious. There will be so many laughs, your Halloween will be out of control!
Thanks to GrandMasterD for my sig!
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perhaps not too scary
Did you think I would recommend a scary Halloween movie or something?,
another movie I always watch this time of of year is Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Large Marge still gives me nightmares.
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Did you think I would recommend a scary Halloween movie or something?,
another movie I always watch this time of of year is Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Large Marge still gives me nightmares.
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