"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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The gameplay seems fairly interesting although nothing new or revolutionary, but the lighting engine, oh god, the lighting engine. It's like graphics porn.
The game looks so very pretty. Check out the teasers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLd8kEQ***w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g063gr1SPWU
And here's a gameplay demonstration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cykASdovFD4