"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Buy it for Ridiculous Fishing and Rymdkapsel. And possibly SpellTower.
Ridiculous Fishing is really, really fun. <3 Vlambeer
Rymdkapsel seems really cool. I've barely played any though. Rymdkapsel is Swedish for "Space-capsule" btw :)
SpellTower is potentially interesting. I haven't played it though.
Epoch seems kinda decent, but I haven't tried it, cuz 500MB+ download and I need to clear out some space on my tablet.
Kingdom Rush didn't grab me in the first 30min, which makes me doubt it's anything special.
Swordigo is probably not worth your time. It has on-screen controls, which makes the game control like **** and it has incredibly simplistic gameplay to make up for the bad controls. I have not tried if it works with a controller yet, but even if it does I don't think it's gonna be worth your time. The simplicity just shoots it in the foot. Get an emulator and play some Zelda game instead if you want a similar game, just INFINITELY better.