Latest Legend wrote:
"Dear NSA. My harddisk crashed last night and I didn't have a backup. Could you send me a copy of my internet history? Thanks!"
Did you come up with that yourself or are you quoting an actual comment?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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It's an add-on that allows you to **** up the signal to noise ratio on NSA's surveillance by adding keywords like bomb and taliban to everything you do. You can even attach a message to the NSA! :D
Such a great idea. I hope this is widely adapted by US citizens.
If you live in the US I urge you to start using this addon.
I doubt I'll use it though since I don't live in the US.