Corrupt-a-wish

[quote=Werepirelord]This is a classic, ladies and gentlemen, and I would like to revive it. I presume most people should know how it works, but I'll feel free to explain anyways. Poster 1: I wish for a piece of bread. Poster 2: The bread is contaminated with a disease which causes humans to lose their limbs. Funny, isn't it? I'll start. I wish that all Apple products suddenly malfunction.[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]Apple just calls it a new patch. I wish my granddad was alive.[/quote]

[quote=juicenvodka]You receive a call from the authorities informing you a necrophiliac dug him up and cannot find the suspect. [spoiler](Pretty sure I didn't do it right, but owell)[/spoiler] I wish I could get a pure bred English Mastiff or Great Dane.[/quote]

[quote=XeresAce]You get informed that you have to move in an apartment in which the owner doesn't allow pets. I wish a bigger % of league players were mature[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]Mature, sure, but they're now 90 years old and talk in mannerisms you don't understand (that'd be hilarious though). I wish it was January 2nd.[/quote]

[quote=XeresAce]I c what u did there. [color = transparent]Ninja edits op[/color] You get a call from your friend and she says that you have to go to a Justin Bieber concert with her on the second of January. You can't turn her down because shes been your best friend since first grade. I wish for the world to become a utopia where people are programmed and have no will, living boring, excitement-less lives while the ones who are truly innovative are institutionalized.[/quote]

[quote=Thatdudeinthecotton]The average everyday humans have hormones implanted into them which make even the most menial of tasks seem exciting and meaningful, thus allowing them to achieve very little yet still remain content. The Truly intelligent ones are indoctrinated into a super-species of humans who live by a strict moral code and have technology capable of altering the universe. I wish I could phase in and out of solid objects at will.[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]You can, but do so unwillingly while sleeping, thus falling down a floor or two and breaking your neck. I wish that politicans are unable to lie for the next week.[/quote]

[quote=XeresAce]Plottwist: Politicians were telling the truth the whole time I wish people would stop considering gold players "high elo"[/quote]

[quote=IPodPulse]Riot announces that gold players are of high elo and the best players are in gold I wish I could control minds[/quote]