Corrupt-a-wish

[quote=Werepirelord]There you go, albeit the only thought you can provoke is insane boredom. I wish to have photographic memory.[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]Minds are very dirty. You would have to wear a mind condom always. I wish Fun. came to Finland near to mah citeh.[/quote]

[quote=Thatdudeinthecotton]The band organises for a 5 day concert, only for the plane they take to crash into the airport. I wish I could view porn in public whilst having zero chance of people being aware I was doing so.[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]you can but you only get to watch really creepy fetish porn i wish people could get pregnant from the booty, even dudes[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2303138/Thomas-Beatie-Pregnant-man-vows-fight-divorce-prove-transgender-marriage-legitimate.html It turns up they come out of your anus and they will stink (shit's smell) for the rest of their lives and your anus will never get back to its normal size I wish people would stop calling me pussy for not drinking alcohol (except good wine, which my friends can't afford LOL) and calling me a woman because I don't like meat (I always joke about them liking men's meat)[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]Wish granted, they now ridicule you for complaining about being called a pussy. (Also, "How old are you?" "I'm 47." "Well, I'm 72, and I can crush you. Do you want to know why? Because I eat meat.") I wish to stop aging.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]People will never take you seriously in your life I wish I would win the lottery with just buying 1 ticket[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]You were so excited that when you were buying the humble bundle, you accidentally gave them all your money. I wish season 3 came back[/quote]

[quote=IPodPulse]Wish granted but all the champs you play are removed from the game I wish that I got silver instead of my retard friend[/quote]

[quote=drakon136]Granted, but your friend climbs to Challenger three days later. I wish Sion wasn't trash.[/quote]