Corrupt-a-wish

[quote=IPodPulse]He was never trash. - Directed by M. Night Shyamalan I wish I had all the Canadian money in the world[/quote]

[quote=Thatdudeinthecotton]All canadians and people related to canadians die, as all of their income is instantly transported to your pockets, regardless of where they get it. I wish I was an awesome ventriloquist.[/quote]

[quote=drakon136]Granted. You become such an amazing ventriloquist, your puppets become alive and strangle you. Don't ask how. I still wish Sion wasn't trash.[/quote]

[quote=mastrer1000]granted, but riot makes him so broklen that they remove him completly i wish that i had twice as much downvotes on my ryze guide.[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]Granted, it gets so many it blinks out of existence, dragging you along with it. I wish for unlimited RP with access to all skins :O[/quote]

[quote=IPodPulse]Granted but all your champions disappear, they cannot be purchased again with RP and instead with IP. Also each champ now costs 10k IP to purchase I wish my favourite cereal was available in Canada again[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]They bring it back, but they changed the recipe. Everyone else but you likes it now. I wish Banana installed Sanctum 2 immediately.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]Banana already did that and now he will de-install it cuz janjan impatient I wish I had a bodyguard/butler[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]That was sly. Well, he betrays you, backstabs you and disposes of you. I wish that Community actually gets 6 seasons and a movie.[/quote]

[quote=Thatdudeinthecotton]It does, but they are all directed by m. night shamyalan and pretentious symbolism spewed out constantly. I wish my bones were made of adamantium like wolverine.[/quote]