Corrupt-a-wish

[quote=Embracing]Community gets 6 seasons and a movie - with 1 episode with 1 minute per season and 2 minutes in the movie. I wish that my birthday was in January.[/quote]

[quote=mastrer1000][quote=Embracing] Community gets 6 seasons and a movie - with 1 episode with 1 minute per season and 2 minutes in the movie. I wish that my birthday was in January. [/quote] it gets granted in february and you die before your next birthday. i wish i had ten times the money that i have now, inflation already calculated.[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]ten times more money than you have now eh? well given you likely only have 100 euro to your name you get 900 more euro but every item on the market suddenly adjusts its value to 1001 euros. i wish i had the logical/mental prowess of otto heinrich (famous biochemist). [h5]btw this forum game is exceptionally amusing :D[/h5][/quote]

[quote=devdevil]Granted, but you become bed-ridden and are constantly asked for help from a bunch of people. I wish the next wish is about tacos :)[/quote]

[quote=Thalia Kael]omg I was just about to join in then you give me this impossible nonsense[/quote]

[quote=IPodPulse]Granted but a alchemist runs in here and changes it from tacos to pizza I wish all pizza in the world belonged to me[/quote]

[quote=juicenvodka]Granted, then you grow allergic to pizza and die from anaphylaxis. I wish menstruation never existed.[/quote]

[quote=drakon136]Granted. Now all women have the negative effects of it constantly, and none of the positives. I wish I were a pie.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]I'd eat you any time I wish I had no responsibilities[/quote]

[quote=Thatdudeinthecotton]You're dead. I wish I was double jointed.[/quote]