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Your new king has come on this fine evening!

Creator: YourNewKing January 4, 2014 8:50pm
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Where is this force you speak of with brazen
Confidence? If such a force lives here now
then why have I not seen it through the lands?
You will suffer dearly for this peasant.
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Methinks the lady doth protest too much, OTG. And she is, perchance, unfamiliar with ye olden waye of speaking, not that we could blame a poor young soul for such a sin--it is indeed not our place to judge any souls--for such linguistic indiscretion can only be remedied through age and the experience that, one hopes, comes therewith.

Although I must also note that one can hardly claim to be a right and true king--inasmuch as any mere mortal can be such--when one can only maintain one's own rule through threat and force. A true king governs by divine right and should have no need of such petty tactics. My lady, I fear that your kingliness is very much in question by your very words, and indeed is far more so if your actions mirror them. I must humbly ask, oh lowly servant that I am, that you correct your kingly ways before the powers above see fit to remove you from your position.
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I have declared my kingliness rightly,
For it will come to dawn as time passes,
That a ruler, fair and true, will rise up
And take it's place as king of the full world.

That ruler will be non other than I.
It is at that moment that I will have
the foolish peasant tortured for ever.
For speaking with such a brash tone to me.
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*****es please, High Queen in da house.


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That's cool.
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(Eyes wine glass.)

What is this, another troubled infidel incapable of joining the ranks of the ever-mucking common volk? PLease, don't embarass thyself, you have yet to acquire the wit, the currency and the prowess to rule over a bare sandcastle, let alone these apes.

Begone, you fool, before I have to fend you off with my cane!
Alas the world has indeed grown sick and weary if the commoners fancy the idea of being of royal blood as a matter of torturing the lower-born.


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I do not wish to be royal as means
Of persecuting that foolish mongrel.
I wish to make the world a better place
Where non will want to be greedy. A place
Where the poor and hungry will be aided.
A place where religion will no longer
Strangle at the efforts of scientists.
A happy, intelligent world of peace.
I only wish torture the fool because
Of the way he speaks to superiors.
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I presume my words, read by a rather sad and lonely individual will probably not be worth typing, but let me bear you with this. Your premise is faulted, oh so very faulted, and here's why. Humans are vicious beasts, selfish, greedy, ever-set onto preserving only themselves and their most betrothed. This sad fact is part of human nature, it's why we thrive. You claim you are superior, but if you really were, you would recognize how insolent and badly thought through your acclaims are. A place where peace reigns has to meet the needs of many, not the few. A place where peace reigns is ruled by peace, and peace alone, not by a king, governor, dictator, for every one of these rules through power, power which is gained by oppressing other people.

I assume you will wake from thy illusions one day, hopefully soon, and accept the fact that no human will ever be content just being. That is not how we work. Oh, of course the shackles of religion will not rest forever, but please, just because you soggy youngling do not want to waste an hour or two doesn't mean that all people who practice any kind of religion are downtrodding for science. Torture and peace, that's quite droll.


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Holy **** what a waste of time.
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Then I will strive to meet the needs of all.
Sadly humanity is still childish.
Peace cannot reign in the current state of
Things and it is because of that a that
King is needed to guide humans toward
That beautiful future where peace does reign.
There will come a time when a king will no
Longer be needed but that time will not
Come if the full world does not have a king
Leading it there. And so I will become
king and I will lead humanity forth
toward that bright future and out of the
dark cloud that it sadly resides in now.

Searz wrote:
Holy **** what a waste of time.


Beware, with a foul mouth comes a sad mind.
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