DillButt64 wrote:
i once put my cat in the microwave after we left him in the fridge for a while
what makes me different than the op is that im not kidding



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I once helped out my a female friend's family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend's diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Well I'm actually a serial killer and the reason I post it here is so everyone thinks I'm making a joke, but am I really?
Gotta say that the OP's way of killing holds absolutely zero fun to it. What's the point of killing something if you can't see the life drift away?
Also did this thread became about "I wanna kill a cat, how would you guys do it?"?
Gotta say that the OP's way of killing holds absolutely zero fun to it. What's the point of killing something if you can't see the life drift away?
Also did this thread became about "I wanna kill a cat, how would you guys do it?"?

GrandmasterD wrote:
Well I'm actually a serial killer and the reason I post it here is so everyone thinks I'm making a joke, but am I really?
Gotta say that the OP's way of killing holds absolutely zero fun to it. What's the point of killing something if you can't see the life drift away?
Also did this thread became about "I wanna kill a cat, how would you guys do it?"?
Edgy teenagers on the internet.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Ceracyst wrote:
I once helped out my a female friend's family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend's diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.
This is exactly what a reddit reply said on the original thread.
Clearly op.
Dude you're pathetic.

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Werepirelord wrote:
This is exactly what a reddit reply said on the original thread.
Clearly op.
Dude you're pathetic.
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
pepsiM4A1 wrote:
When I was smaller, I put a cat in a bag, tied it's end and threw it in the sea.
DIE! You should have put a dog instead.
Anyways, saying it here wont ruin my life.
I like my sister, like the "like-like" one.
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