Wow.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
The moment a religious person unknowingly calls his own ways stupid: "And lol. I highly doubt you have magic powers. If you proved it I would believe you, but since you 'refuse to', I choose not to."
Butthurt religion people part two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw&google_comment_id=z12axxny2lylcj5c1235ubrw2yfeej1dz
(Just read the first comment that comes up and the comments to it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw&google_comment_id=z12axxny2lylcj5c1235ubrw2yfeej1dz
(Just read the first comment that comes up and the comments to it)
Signature by me =)
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