OleDirtyDirty
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FalseoGod wrote:
What do you know about Portugal (no googlerino plis)? Can you locate Egypt in a map of the Asiatic Continent?
Only thing I know about Portugal is that it's in Spain. Portugal likes Football(Soccer, as we call it here in America.
Egypt is in the African Continent. Beside Libya. That's about all I know about that too.
How often do you have sex with your barnyard animals?
Favourite position during said sex?
Favourite position during said sex?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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Searz wrote:
How often do you have sex with your barnyard animals?
Favourite position during said sex?
Gotta keep a good rotation going. Monday-Cow, Tuesday-Sheep, Wednesday-Horse, Thursday(often tricky)-Chicken, Friday-Goat, Saturday-Pig, Sunday-Day Off, Then repeat.
Searz, if you can think of one than one position, you're more creative than I.
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