it won't hurt lol...just relax and it'll be fine.
also I just realized how much that last post made me look like a show-off x.x that wasn't my intent, I swear.
also I just realized how much that last post made me look like a show-off x.x that wasn't my intent, I swear.
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The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
also I just realized how much that last post made me look like a show-off x.x that wasn't my intent, I swear.
We already know you are hun'.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
R4GE wrote:
So my best friend is dragging me to this masquerade and I'll be going as Full Emo, funny thing is that my hair is 100% accurate for it o.o
She'll do the makeup, but I'm scared for a reason, don't trust girls with makeup.
She'll do the makeup, but I'm scared for a reason, don't trust girls with makeup.
Have a fun time with it, dude. Treasure the moment. There will be very few moments in your life where you'll ever get a girl to put make up on you, for you.
The last time I had a girl put make up on me, was after I shaved my beard in preporation for an interview for an internship. I gave myself a nasty shaving cut, and blood was getting everywhere. I put toilet paper on the cut, and went to meet up with my gf for breakfast. She laughed at the fact that I had toilet paper stuck to my face, promising me that she'd never let me live that down. She then spent about 20 minutes in the bathroom with me, putting makeup on my face to cover the shaving cut. We got a lot of weird looks from the customers, as you could imagine. 100% unforgettable LOL
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Thanks a lot for the sig, jhoi! :)
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Thanks a lot for the sig, jhoi! :)
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She'll do the makeup, but I'm scared for a reason, don't trust girls with makeup.